BBW Dating Nandaly, Victoria

- Absolutely hilarious. Tomboy. Love watching all sports from the comfy confines of my couch or the local pub. Wear makeup sometimes so I can be pretty. Loves critters way more than I like people. I'm either that creeper at the party that only talks to the animals or standing on the glass coffee table getting the girls out. I drink like a pirate and swear like a sailor. I make super inappropriate jokes at funerals and weddings. And only press "69" on vending machines whilst giggling uncontrollably

- Every toey woman has been dreaming of one day having a "too big to handle" penis inside them. I'm proud to say that I'm one of those ladies who's been dying to feel something big inside my cunt. 10 inches would do for me, and it has to be so thick as I like to really feel it as it grinds inside my cunt. If you have what it takes, end my suffering now. You'll have one happy lady when you send that dirty message of yours.

- I am an honest and open person . If I could delete this account I would, but the site won't let me. I no longer want to be part of this there are to many unnice people here. Sorry to the nice ones, a few bad ones ruin it for the rest of us

- I love depth in people. I am a sapiosexual who enjoys interesting and intelligent conversations. My sense of humour is perfect, without exaggeration, but a bit sarcastic and direct so let us see if you can bear it. My books are my best friends but when I'm bored and want a bed then I would go to my bed or I think anyone's bed would be more exciting to be in and do something else with him.

- Curvy lady that loves a laugh. Easy going and smiling. Love BBQ pubs with bands markets and getting away .

- Hello I'm Mia from Melbourne town I'm bored and lonely And need to spice up my life

- Hi I'm Lisa from Melbourne Another boring night here and on my own

- Hi I'm Amanda from Melbourne Im bored and lonely and can't sleep tonight I like to chat

- Looking for a good time

- Hi I'm Sandy from Essendon Bored and looking for hookup with young man

- Guys often mistake me as this shy, naive, girl next door type. What they didn't know is that once we're all alone in the bedroom, that's the time that you would get to know the real me. I want a guy who has a high tolerance when it comes to pain and is willing to try something new every time we're going to do it. If you have what it takes, then you know what you have to do.

- I have been living alone since I was in my early 20s and my professional career is currently doing good. I have no work today and I am nothing but bored as fuck in this apartment. I am looking for someone whom I can have dirty talks with me.

- Happily married here for fun with the right person. have hubby approval preferably a not a one night

- I am the kind of woman who you rarely see without a book in her hands. I am the type who sits quietly on the subway but is obviously thinking too much. I am the one who is always wearing her headphones when at work. I always give out the mysterious vibe and therefore I am a living representation of your girl-next-door fantasies who will never be afraid to share your deepest obsessions. Im the girl who always has your best interests yet still ends up second best. Sad, isnt it?

- I just turned 50 😳 i dont mind except my brain never left 30. Extremely outgoing, the crazy one in my v small group of friends Im inappropriate at times but heaps of fun to be with. I have a thing for younger guys always have. Just looking for some fun and to go with the flow. No my eyes are not really blue but neither is my mood so no Debbie Downers - yes Im a kiwi if u talk about sheep, fish and chips or the #6 youre gone its really not funny the 7m time. B original

- Fun brunette MILF who is curvy, short n quirky kinda tattooed gal...