BBW Dating Upper Edmonton, London

Single - "HI!! IM HOTT, HORNIII, SEXYYY, BIG BOOBS, LUVV OLD COKK, LUVV BEING FUKKD, LUVV MASTRBATION, LUV BEING SPANKD, LUV EVRYTHING SEXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ND LUVVV SHOWING MI SELF MAKING GUYS HARD ND GURLS WETT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Unhappily Married - "Michelle has not yet written a chat up line."

Single - "OK a little bit about me .. What I don't like in men ... arrogance, stupidity, laziness or men without jobs. if you don't have an income how you are you going to afford to take me out!! What i do like ... funny if you can make me laugh you're halfway there!"

Divorced - "Just cos I'm a single Mum doesnt mean im boring !!!!!"

Single - "Britney has not yet written a chat up line."

Single - "I'm gagging for a good seeing to! So what are you waiting for boys .. a written invitation?"

Single - "Can I hold that one?"

Single - "i'm looking for encounters with guy of all ages, I know I'm very easy to have fun with so get in touch, x say yes if you got it"

Single - "xjoeix is deciding on her chat-up line"

In a relationship - "i LOVE making men come x"

Divorced, now single - "I've been on my own for what seems like years .. but it's only been months! HELP ME!!"

Single - "I'm kind, genuine, funny and smart! I love to laugh and have fun! So don't be a miserable party pooper or you won't be invited!"

Single - "I am looking for a sexy hunk of a guy who has the ability to keep the passion alive!"

Single - "I'm funny, can be open at times and sometimes I can be shy depending on the situation. I like the good movies, , art ...I like to have fun, can be sarcastic at times. I can be serious as well. I am a very out going individual that enjoys the out"

Single - "I love to be licked!"

Single - "i know they say you have to kiss a few frogs before you meet your prince but this is getting ridiculous! come on where are you?"

Single - "I'm a young, single girl looking for a little (or a lot) of no-strings fun. I like it rough and I like it hard .. dominating men are my favourite kind.Please note I'm not interested in married men or those in relationships. Singles only please!"

Single - "looking for nsa, nothing more. need someone confident enough who could give me what i want and to whom i could give what he wants. its as simple as that."

Single - "Hot, horny and always ready! But saying that I'm not an easy touch .. so remember what Shania Twain sang "That don't impress me much"!"

Married - "I can be your best friend, your confidante and your perfect, insatiable, amazing lover. I can be your everything! Tell me"