BBW Dating Sidcup, London

Single - "If you are stressed, you’ll get pimples .. If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles .. so, why don’t you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling its very simple!"

- "Laura has not yet written a chat up line."

Single - "LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX! MAKE THE MOST OF IT AND HAVE FUN,FUN,FUN ..."

Single - "Looking for fun!"

Single - "I like 3sums getin it hard n been fucked by a tounge I'm from south africa n I'd like to try an orgie"

Lives with boyfriend - "I am the sweetest MILF on earth and I can prove it!"

Single - "Hot, horny hottie looking for a man to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. I don't take life too seriously, so lots of fun will be on the agenda for one lucky guy!"

Single - "Smile, you're on camera"

Single - "Been having to use nothing other than my hands and toys for the past 3 MONTHS!! JESUS! Please give me some real cock real soon!"

Single - "You'll just have to take my word for it .. for now!"

Single - "Hey Peeps ;)"

Single - "hiya 2 every1 xxx"

Single - "I love to be naked and I love to have someone naked with me. Wouldn't it be wonderful to be laying in bed together and holding each other all night and maybe into the next morning?"

Lives with boyfriend - "No strings action needed!"

Single - "I am looking for a sexy hunk of a guy who has the ability to keep the passion alive!"

- Not Given - - ""WET CHIQ RIDING D.I.R.T.Y" ANYTHING THATS SOOOTHING HIT ME BACK IF YOU NOTICE ME AND TAKE ME HOME"

Divorced, now single - "Who fancies a little bit of rough and tumble? Just giving you an eyeful, of what is to come for the lucky guy/guys!"

Single - "Look into my come to bed eyes and you will be hypnotised!"

On and off boyfriend - "hey baby, wana have some fun?"

In a relationship - "40DD tits bet u want some!!"