BBW Dating Abbots Langley, London

Single - "shag me"

Single - "Bored bored bored"

Single - "I am looking for someone who can intellectually entertain me as well as physically. I'm sick of silly boys not knowing what they're doing. If you want your message to grab my attention the more detail the better"

Divorced, now single - "Nothing wrong with being different .. life would be very boring if we were all the same!"

Single - "Hi, my name is Kelly, and I think it would be very enjoyable if I could watch you masturbate and you could watch me masturbate! I have found this mutually pleasurable in the past!"

Single - "I'm a honest girl who is looking for fun and a guy who is decent and no liars please! A man has to make me laugh that's most important. I'm always up for a laugh, so I hope i can find someone who is on my wavelength!"

Single - "A body to die for"

Single - "If you want a crazy time, then I'm definitely you're best bet!"

Single - "Fancy a tit wank?"

Single - "I'm kind, genuine, funny and smart! I love to laugh and have fun! So don't be a miserable party pooper or you won't be invited!"

Single - "After being cheated on for many times, I finally moved on! My heart is still fragile so I'm not looking to date, but a bit of sexual fun every now and then wouldn't hurt ;)"

Single - "NurseTopheavy is deciding on her chat-up line"

Single - "slim, attractive, single lady, looking for some fun"

Married - "Hi there, I am a horny, smart, Indian girl! I am married and therefore experienced! ;) I am just looking for a bit of fun to spice up my life. I don't fancy any of that one night stand thing and I am not a bed hopper.I want a full fledged affair with some"

Single - "I'm extremely hard to please .. so you have been warned!"

Single - "Busy student looking for no strings fun x"

Single - "SUGAR AND SPICE"

Single - "Looking for NSA fun!"