BBW Dating Stepney, South Australia

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- I get bored easily when I am stuck at home with nothing to do. Playing with myself does not entertain me as much as it does before. I think I need to find a new hobby that will keep me occupied. It seems touching myself many times throughout the day can also get boring after doing it every single day. Well, I hope there's someone here who can help me find something to kill time.

- As you can see from my pic. I am not a skinny barbie doll. I have big tits and a curvy soft body. I love my body and Im comfortable in my own skin. Men seem to find that confidence sexy. Im a plus size babe and I love it. But if youre not into curvy women then Im not for you.

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- I could say I'm looking for you, but then that might not always be true but I am open to living in the moment and exploring every single chance of magic and satisfaction all along with the rhythm. good vibe gets me singing, treat yourself like a king if you can play me well like the strings.

- I like to try a senior aged man, mature aged affair wanted

- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

- Generally dominant in my life, looking to submit to someone who can stretch my boundaries and mind. New to the life style so a bit shy. Talk to me but dont assume Im going to jump straight in.

- Im more than just a pair of great tits, hopefully you will be able to see that for yourself

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- Love taking my sexy little slut wife out dogging so she can suck and fuck other cock

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

- Fun, easy going and looking for like minded people. Take me as I am, I am a curvy girl, so if you are after that perfect body, keep looking lol

- If you are looking for someone to entertain you while you are bored and have nothing better to do, then I am the right one for you. I am quite a talkative lass, so there's not a single dull moment when you are chatting with me. My mind is full of interesting stories and naughty fantasies. I can tickle your mind in ways you've never thought that is possible. Message me right now, and experience the best chat you'll ever have in your life.