BBW Dating Salisbury East, South Australia

- Time poor looking for day rendezvous ... looking for someone discreet and preferably regular catch ups Cheeky , sarcastic and real

- The kind of guy I prefer to be with is someone who is charming with a bit of a sexy side. I really believe that that kind of guy is fit for me because I, myself, am charming and sexy. I'm so sexy to the point that when you see me naked, your cock will instantly become hard. I also prefer someone who thinks in the naughty way from time to time.

- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

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- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

- The bed is my stage where I would like to perform. If you are to be my audience, I would love to show you what I can do and my secret skills that not a lot of women are able to give you. But sadly, being able to have a ticket to my paradise will require some standards. Interested? DM me!

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- No one over 45

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Looking for some fun with either a couple or female on her own. I have a partner who doesn't want to join in but doesn't mind me indulging in my fantasies. Love being with both men and women.

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- Im more of a get to know you before i bang your girl so please don't ask for my address. If I want to fuck, ill invite you over ok

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- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.