BBW Dating Pennington, South Australia

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- I hate wasting my time. I do not like stingy men. I do not like rude people. I'm a sweet and pleasant girl who loves to laugh and have fun. If you want to know more about me, then you will discover many interesting things like my big tits, sexy smile, fantastic ass and so much more. I am sure that you would want to know me more.

- I'm seriously looking for a sugar daddy who'll give me a lot of prezzies. He should also be someone who loves getting on the turps. Label me an alluring addict, but the smell of alcohol awakens my sexual senses. I would surely love to have many rounds of sex while me and my lover are pissed.

- I'm in the dilemma of having sex on the first date or waiting until the third date happens. Well, I am naturally aggressive so when I have a sexy hunk as a date, it is hard for me to keep my hands to myself. And that's especially when a huge part of me wants to get laid already. Anyway, I hope to find someone who won't judge me for having sex with him during the first date and who wouldn't leave me if I decide to not have sex with him until after our third date.

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- Time poor looking for day rendezvous ... looking for someone discreet and preferably regular catch ups Cheeky , sarcastic and real

- No one over 45

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

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- I like to try a senior aged man, mature aged affair wanted

- Im more than just a pair of great tits, hopefully you will be able to see that for yourself

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.