BBW Dating Morphettville, South Australia

- I am a daring and wild lass who is waiting for her next big adventure. For me, the best way to live life is to go out and explore the world. Life is too short to spend it doing nothing but work and daily routine. I love breaking out of my comfort zone and doing crazy things for fun. I am looking for a like-minded individual who is not afraid to live his day like it is his last one. Do not hesitate to send me a message, if you are the wild and crazy lad I am looking for.

- I hate wasting my time. I do not like stingy men. I do not like rude people. I'm a sweet and pleasant girl who loves to laugh and have fun. If you want to know more about me, then you will discover many interesting things like my big tits, sexy smile, fantastic ass and so much more. I am sure that you would want to know me more.

- I'm seriously looking for a sugar daddy who'll give me a lot of prezzies. He should also be someone who loves getting on the turps. Label me an alluring addict, but the smell of alcohol awakens my sexual senses. I would surely love to have many rounds of sex while me and my lover are pissed.

- The kind of guy I prefer to be with is someone who is charming with a bit of a sexy side. I really believe that that kind of guy is fit for me because I, myself, am charming and sexy. I'm so sexy to the point that when you see me naked, your cock will instantly become hard. I also prefer someone who thinks in the naughty way from time to time.

- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

- The bed is my stage where I would like to perform. If you are to be my audience, I would love to show you what I can do and my secret skills that not a lot of women are able to give you. But sadly, being able to have a ticket to my paradise will require some standards. Interested? DM me!

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- I'm in the dilemma of having sex on the first date or waiting until the third date happens. Well, I am naturally aggressive so when I have a sexy hunk as a date, it is hard for me to keep my hands to myself. And that's especially when a huge part of me wants to get laid already. Anyway, I hope to find someone who won't judge me for having sex with him during the first date and who wouldn't leave me if I decide to not have sex with him until after our third date.

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

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- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

- Im more than just a pair of great tits, hopefully you will be able to see that for yourself

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.