BBW Dating Morphett Vale, South Australia

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- I am married, but love dogging in secluded public places, but only on Friday and Saturday nights, I will always have a male friend with me, he does NOT play, he is there to look after me I am NOT into pain or any rough stuff, if that happens it finishes on the spot My arse (most times), pussy, mouth, titts are always in play SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS REQUIRED I love strong, hard, thick, long dicks, at least 7 inches, you will be happy and the happier you make me the happier you will be If you say you will play and don't front, you will never be invited again Please do NOT ask me sexy chatts or any other sort of chatting, this is of NO interest to me, I am only interested in the physical thing

- There are people who are too serious with their lives. They seldom laugh and it is as if the world is a serious place to live in. Well, they have their own world, and I am not a part of it. I am a jolly person who takes everything lightly with the well exception of sex. When it comes to sex, I do not take it lightly as I give all my best efforts to please my man. It is guaranteed that he would experience the pleasures that he had not felt with the other women before me.

- I'm seriously looking for a sugar daddy who'll give me a lot of prezzies. He should also be someone who loves getting on the turps. Label me an alluring addict, but the smell of alcohol awakens my sexual senses. I would surely love to have many rounds of sex while me and my lover are pissed.

- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

- As you can see from my pic. I am not a skinny barbie doll. I have big tits and a curvy soft body. I love my body and Im comfortable in my own skin. Men seem to find that confidence sexy. Im a plus size babe and I love it. But if youre not into curvy women then Im not for you.

- Time poor looking for day rendezvous ... looking for someone discreet and preferably regular catch ups Cheeky , sarcastic and real

- Looking for some fun with either a couple or female on her own. I have a partner who doesn't want to join in but doesn't mind me indulging in my fantasies. Love being with both men and women.

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

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- Hello there gentlemen im lauren looking for FWB if you interested just message me

- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- I'm the type of girl who is always in the mood to flirt and to be naughty. I can flirt with you first thing in the morning and I can also flirt with you right before I sleep. And basically, I can flirt with you all day and all night. If you think you can handle how flirty I am, it would be great if I receive a message from you.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.