BBW Dating Montacute, South Australia

- Brat needs some training

- I am a daring and wild lass who is waiting for her next big adventure. For me, the best way to live life is to go out and explore the world. Life is too short to spend it doing nothing but work and daily routine. I love breaking out of my comfort zone and doing crazy things for fun. I am looking for a like-minded individual who is not afraid to live his day like it is his last one. Do not hesitate to send me a message, if you are the wild and crazy lad I am looking for.

- There are people who are too serious with their lives. They seldom laugh and it is as if the world is a serious place to live in. Well, they have their own world, and I am not a part of it. I am a jolly person who takes everything lightly with the well exception of sex. When it comes to sex, I do not take it lightly as I give all my best efforts to please my man. It is guaranteed that he would experience the pleasures that he had not felt with the other women before me.

- I'm seriously looking for a sugar daddy who'll give me a lot of prezzies. He should also be someone who loves getting on the turps. Label me an alluring addict, but the smell of alcohol awakens my sexual senses. I would surely love to have many rounds of sex while me and my lover are pissed.

- Looking for fun not too much..

- Just here looking for an occasional discreet bit on the side. Im nothing exciting to look at but gee I love to fuck.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- Im more of a get to know you before i bang your girl so please don't ask for my address. If I want to fuck, ill invite you over ok

- Im more than just a pair of great tits, hopefully you will be able to see that for yourself

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- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- If you are looking for someone to entertain you while you are bored and have nothing better to do, then I am the right one for you. I am quite a talkative lass, so there's not a single dull moment when you are chatting with me. My mind is full of interesting stories and naughty fantasies. I can tickle your mind in ways you've never thought that is possible. Message me right now, and experience the best chat you'll ever have in your life.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.