BBW Dating Millswood, South Australia

- Just here looking for an occasional discreet bit on the side. Im nothing exciting to look at but gee I love to fuck.

- I get bored easily when I am stuck at home with nothing to do. Playing with myself does not entertain me as much as it does before. I think I need to find a new hobby that will keep me occupied. It seems touching myself many times throughout the day can also get boring after doing it every single day. Well, I hope there's someone here who can help me find something to kill time.

- Brat needs some training

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- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

- As you can see from my pic. I am not a skinny barbie doll. I have big tits and a curvy soft body. I love my body and Im comfortable in my own skin. Men seem to find that confidence sexy. Im a plus size babe and I love it. But if youre not into curvy women then Im not for you.

- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- No one over 45

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Looking for some fun with either a couple or female on her own. I have a partner who doesn't want to join in but doesn't mind me indulging in my fantasies. Love being with both men and women.

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- I'm a kind, caring, easy going, loving and understanding type of woman and new to this online dating, hopefully would like to meet my soul mate forever. one to love for real, full of commitment and ready to commit to the one I love.

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- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.