BBW Dating Mclaren Vale, South Australia

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- I like sensible humour, hot sex and excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures. I do not moan much but I like to have soft kisses while you finger my pussy. It will surely make me reach my orgasms. Let's enjoy the little things that we have and share positive energy with each other.

- I am married, but love dogging in secluded public places, but only on Friday and Saturday nights, I will always have a male friend with me, he does NOT play, he is there to look after me I am NOT into pain or any rough stuff, if that happens it finishes on the spot My arse (most times), pussy, mouth, titts are always in play SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS REQUIRED I love strong, hard, thick, long dicks, at least 7 inches, you will be happy and the happier you make me the happier you will be If you say you will play and don't front, you will never be invited again Please do NOT ask me sexy chatts or any other sort of chatting, this is of NO interest to me, I am only interested in the physical thing

- I hate wasting my time. I do not like stingy men. I do not like rude people. I'm a sweet and pleasant girl who loves to laugh and have fun. If you want to know more about me, then you will discover many interesting things like my big tits, sexy smile, fantastic ass and so much more. I am sure that you would want to know me more.

- I'm seriously looking for a sugar daddy who'll give me a lot of prezzies. He should also be someone who loves getting on the turps. Label me an alluring addict, but the smell of alcohol awakens my sexual senses. I would surely love to have many rounds of sex while me and my lover are pissed.

- The bed is my stage where I would like to perform. If you are to be my audience, I would love to show you what I can do and my secret skills that not a lot of women are able to give you. But sadly, being able to have a ticket to my paradise will require some standards. Interested? DM me!

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- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- Looking for fun not too much..

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- I'm a kind, caring, easy going, loving and understanding type of woman and new to this online dating, hopefully would like to meet my soul mate forever. one to love for real, full of commitment and ready to commit to the one I love.

- I could say I'm looking for you, but then that might not always be true but I am open to living in the moment and exploring every single chance of magic and satisfaction all along with the rhythm. good vibe gets me singing, treat yourself like a king if you can play me well like the strings.

- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- Fun, easy going and looking for like minded people. Take me as I am, I am a curvy girl, so if you are after that perfect body, keep looking lol