BBW Dating Mclaren Vale, South Australia

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

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- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

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- I'm in the dilemma of having sex on the first date or waiting until the third date happens. Well, I am naturally aggressive so when I have a sexy hunk as a date, it is hard for me to keep my hands to myself. And that's especially when a huge part of me wants to get laid already. Anyway, I hope to find someone who won't judge me for having sex with him during the first date and who wouldn't leave me if I decide to not have sex with him until after our third date.

- Looking for fun not too much..

- Just here looking for an occasional discreet bit on the side. Im nothing exciting to look at but gee I love to fuck.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

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- I'm a kind, caring, easy going, loving and understanding type of woman and new to this online dating, hopefully would like to meet my soul mate forever. one to love for real, full of commitment and ready to commit to the one I love.

- Hello there gentlemen im lauren looking for FWB if you interested just message me

- Im more than just a pair of great tits, hopefully you will be able to see that for yourself

- I'm the type of girl who is always in the mood to flirt and to be naughty. I can flirt with you first thing in the morning and I can also flirt with you right before I sleep. And basically, I can flirt with you all day and all night. If you think you can handle how flirty I am, it would be great if I receive a message from you.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.