BBW Dating Mclaren Vale, South Australia

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- I get bored easily when I am stuck at home with nothing to do. Playing with myself does not entertain me as much as it does before. I think I need to find a new hobby that will keep me occupied. It seems touching myself many times throughout the day can also get boring after doing it every single day. Well, I hope there's someone here who can help me find something to kill time.

- I am a daring and wild lass who is waiting for her next big adventure. For me, the best way to live life is to go out and explore the world. Life is too short to spend it doing nothing but work and daily routine. I love breaking out of my comfort zone and doing crazy things for fun. I am looking for a like-minded individual who is not afraid to live his day like it is his last one. Do not hesitate to send me a message, if you are the wild and crazy lad I am looking for.

- There are people who are too serious with their lives. They seldom laugh and it is as if the world is a serious place to live in. Well, they have their own world, and I am not a part of it. I am a jolly person who takes everything lightly with the well exception of sex. When it comes to sex, I do not take it lightly as I give all my best efforts to please my man. It is guaranteed that he would experience the pleasures that he had not felt with the other women before me.

- I'm seriously looking for a sugar daddy who'll give me a lot of prezzies. He should also be someone who loves getting on the turps. Label me an alluring addict, but the smell of alcohol awakens my sexual senses. I would surely love to have many rounds of sex while me and my lover are pissed.

- Brat needs some training

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- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Looking for some fun with either a couple or female on her own. I have a partner who doesn't want to join in but doesn't mind me indulging in my fantasies. Love being with both men and women.

- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

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- Im just looking for a bit of fun, a man that doesnt take himself too seriously. A man that is confident and able to show a woman a good time. Im not into time wasters or liars.

- Generally dominant in my life, looking to submit to someone who can stretch my boundaries and mind. New to the life style so a bit shy. Talk to me but dont assume Im going to jump straight in.

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- If you are looking for someone to entertain you while you are bored and have nothing better to do, then I am the right one for you. I am quite a talkative lass, so there's not a single dull moment when you are chatting with me. My mind is full of interesting stories and naughty fantasies. I can tickle your mind in ways you've never thought that is possible. Message me right now, and experience the best chat you'll ever have in your life.