BBW Dating Malvern, South Australia

- I get bored easily when I am stuck at home with nothing to do. Playing with myself does not entertain me as much as it does before. I think I need to find a new hobby that will keep me occupied. It seems touching myself many times throughout the day can also get boring after doing it every single day. Well, I hope there's someone here who can help me find something to kill time.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.

- I hate wasting my time. I do not like stingy men. I do not like rude people. I'm a sweet and pleasant girl who loves to laugh and have fun. If you want to know more about me, then you will discover many interesting things like my big tits, sexy smile, fantastic ass and so much more. I am sure that you would want to know me more.

- The kind of guy I prefer to be with is someone who is charming with a bit of a sexy side. I really believe that that kind of guy is fit for me because I, myself, am charming and sexy. I'm so sexy to the point that when you see me naked, your cock will instantly become hard. I also prefer someone who thinks in the naughty way from time to time.

- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

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- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

- Time poor looking for day rendezvous ... looking for someone discreet and preferably regular catch ups Cheeky , sarcastic and real

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- I'm a kind, caring, easy going, loving and understanding type of woman and new to this online dating, hopefully would like to meet my soul mate forever. one to love for real, full of commitment and ready to commit to the one I love.

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- Im more of a get to know you before i bang your girl so please don't ask for my address. If I want to fuck, ill invite you over ok

- Im just looking for a bit of fun, a man that doesnt take himself too seriously. A man that is confident and able to show a woman a good time. Im not into time wasters or liars.

- Only had one cock and now happy to try others

- What's nice about being older is that we can have brace sex without worrying about me being up the duff. Wouldn't it be awesome to have sex without using a cum catcher or a dinger? If you prefer not using a dinger to have a real feel of my cunt, leave me a message now.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.