BBW Dating Hope Valley, South Australia

- Im just looking for a bit of fun, a man that doesnt take himself too seriously. A man that is confident and able to show a woman a good time. Im not into time wasters or liars.

- I like sensible humour, hot sex and excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures. I do not moan much but I like to have soft kisses while you finger my pussy. It will surely make me reach my orgasms. Let's enjoy the little things that we have and share positive energy with each other.

- Brat needs some training

- Time poor looking for day rendezvous ... looking for someone discreet and preferably regular catch ups Cheeky , sarcastic and real

- Just here looking for an occasional discreet bit on the side. Im nothing exciting to look at but gee I love to fuck.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- I am an easy going person, love most things in life, not looking for a commitment, just a bit of fun.

- Looking for some fun with either a couple or female on her own. I have a partner who doesn't want to join in but doesn't mind me indulging in my fantasies. Love being with both men and women.

- I'm a kind, caring, easy going, loving and understanding type of woman and new to this online dating, hopefully would like to meet my soul mate forever. one to love for real, full of commitment and ready to commit to the one I love.

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- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

- Only had one cock and now happy to try others

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

- If you are looking for someone to entertain you while you are bored and have nothing better to do, then I am the right one for you. I am quite a talkative lass, so there's not a single dull moment when you are chatting with me. My mind is full of interesting stories and naughty fantasies. I can tickle your mind in ways you've never thought that is possible. Message me right now, and experience the best chat you'll ever have in your life.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.