BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I wouldn't ask too much of your time. You can play video games in your room or with your friends. On Saturday nights, if you want to drink in pubs until early morning, you won't hear me complain. I'm an independent woman who wouldn't cling on to you every second or every minute of the day. But that is if you are good enough in bed. What I mean is if you can give me total satisfaction, I'll give you your freedom. Let's just say that I'm willing to be your slave who only needs attention when she gets so nervy.

- I am a curious and optimistic person who guides myself with the quote "All or Nothing". My curious, unique mind often leads me to discover and learn new unforgettable things. I once did skinny dipping and sex outdoor for the first time with a guy I met at a beach bar last summer. I did not expect that coming but good thing I enjoyed it and our relationship lasted for a year. I hope I could also find someone who will let me discover new things and be my special someone.

- Newcastle, central coast and Hunter region ONLY. DONT message me if you dont live in these areas please . Im after some action close to home not chatting online.

- I do have a boyfriend and he is nice. As a person, I could not say anything about him. I am satisfied with the way our relationship works. Do not get me wrong why I am still on this site when I already have a boyfriend. We have an open relationship. So that simply means that we are allowed to flirt with other people whom we like to have. Since he is free to flirt with any other girl, I should not be left behind, so I need a man to flirt with too. If you are comfortable with this relationship, then send me a message.

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

- look for some fun and to enjoy the ride ;) please make me wet

- Confident, clean and sexy. Just here for NSA adventures and fun to help satisfy my needs. Looking for someone safe (please no killer types), attentive and spontaneous guy to push boundaries and escape life with. If outdoor play dates sound fun send me a message.. bonus points if you can meet at short notice (I get sooo horny)

- I ones had sex in a pool house

- I'm a bit naughty I know how to have a good time

- I'll be direct and say that I don't want anything serious right now. I don't want commitments and I don't want relationships. All I want is someone who can make my coldest nights turn into the warmest and hottest ones. I just want to find someone who can make my lonely moments become one of the happiest ones. And I came here hoping to find someone who has a flirty and a naughty mind like me. Perhaps, someone who can ride on with the sexy things that I have in my mind right now.

- After NSA fun in and out of the bedroom Enjoy pleasing the man Im with as sharing is caring mmmmmmm

- I live in Sydney I want to eventually get out of Sydney and do something else, and live somewhere else, because I have been living and working in Sydney for a long time and although I enjoy it I realise its time to move on. Im kinda new to all this and I really really dont want to get pregnant 🤰 so what Im mainly looking for is someone whos willing to kiss, I can hand jobs to and am up for sex as long as we use condoms and are safe as Im not on the pill. When checking guys out PLEASE SEND full body, face and dick pics. I dont like pubic hair or really hairy chests and dont like full on beards like Abraham Lincoln style that. I prefer guys are my height or taller, guys that are circumcised. Im not into BDSM or whipping or any of that crazy stuff. I also wouldnt mind company if ur up for it/hanging out. I am always up for movies, going to Luna Park (as I love rides and rollercoasters) house parties or even just going out for good food and drinks. If ur not up for any of these things i completely understand. Im back and forth between Sydney and Newcastle atm because of casual childcare work I work at a lot of different centres, so if u live on the central coast, Sydney and Newcastle than we can catch up. Im up for travelling around Australia as well as long as 1) u like me and wanna fuck, 2) I see face, body and dic picks and 3) if I do travel we can get a cheap hotel room and have some fun also to once covid19 borders relax and open up around Australia) Im also looking for a relationship but I completely understand this isnt the forum or place for this to find that and understand that people purely just wanna hook up and have sex. Just thought Id put it out there. Cheers!

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