BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

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- I stay in shape not only for the sake of being fit and healthy. I work out to maintain my curvaceous body - big boobs and big bum - and to stir the fire in you. Yes, I'm a temptress who likes to tease men I desire with my juicylicious gifts from above. I'm not the naive lass who doesn't know her way to a man's heart. So if you're interested in me, let me know before I entertain others.

- I am the type of woman who is always looking forward to a fun and exciting weekend. It is because (1) I can stay home all day or (2) go to parties with my girlfriends. For this week, I think I would be going to the party. I could go, flirt around and meet a man to bring me home.

- Married man, Love cocksucking and lickingpussy Happy to eat cream pie with right people Im married Aussie clean shaven non smoker discreet and disease free, looking for the same. Happy to do mutual masturbation or other kink such as dress ups and couples groups as long as it is done safely. Submissive will do as Im am told love domination and serving, love to try water sports and will do spit roasting but not bareback.

- I like my men, the same way I like my coffee.... long and black... bit of milk thrown in is ok too. Anything else you want to know... ask

- I am not someone you can spank and treat like a whore you've met in random gatherings.I want to be treated right and with respect. I love getting laid and being fucked but I would prefer it if we do it slowly and intimately. Something that will bring out the personal connection between us.

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- am Sethrine and am here for a date

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- I am 40 years old and I am pierced.... Oops, sorry I meant to type... Pissed! I have an outstanding sense of humour, I love to have a laugh, and I am a bit of a chatter box. Life is short, and I am here for a good time.... I am known to do outrageous things, and sometimes be a little off the charts when it comes to sex. It all depends on my mood. But I don't bite! I am not after long term, clingy, stalker, hang around dudes.... Sweet to make friends, and pure and simple fuck buddies..... Be my companion, hang out, movie, picnic, site see... and have a shit ton of fun! Have you got what it takes to satisfy this wild shag-artist, and discover some of her hidden talents? Treat her like a queen, wine dine, and fucken 69! Whoot Whoot! Catch you soon.... 😘😘😘😘

- Chilled happy girl looking for NSA fun!!

- I am a very open, curvy submissive woman looking for clean men for several specific experiences. * forced open mouth gag * spitroast (with open mouth gag) * plugged in public forced to orgasm (remote toys) Must be willing to provide ID in advance (safety) and to follow and respect my clear boundaries. This will totally be at my discretion. I am only interested in hands-on experiences. No video/phone chat.

- I am a submissive in the bedroom and I am out looking for someone that would like to take control of me in the bedroom. Really I am out for fun as well. I can not host I will drive to them, or meet somewhere. I have kik as well

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- Seeking NSA fun, nothing serious just a bit of fun and excitement. Not looking to be wined and dined just wanting a good scr_wing Im a voluptuous girl with a high sexual appetite and know what I like Clean discrete only I dont cyber so if your hrs away or in another state please dont waste both our times because I wont reply.