BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I'm the curvy, seductive girl next door you always wanted to undress with your eyes. Of course, no one has to know that you secretly do that kind of thing. I'm your dirty little secret, the greatest desire and your luxury escape. How would you love to have someone like me?

- Hi I'm Reece, I'm bored and lonely And need to chat to new people here

- I'm ready for a great suck and fuck. Let's get this started or set it up. Seeking for something fun that must be discreet. I'm interested in chatting with horny men here but please spare me the unnecessary details of your boring girlfriend or wife as I don't want to know them. I am here because all I care is to have the fun we both can enjoy.

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

- Love is like a poison that corrupts the mind and makes us do stupid and quite crazy things. Because of that, I refuse to feel any love. I refuse to be passionate and romantic with someone. Since I think that way, some people refer to me as the cold and heartless woman. Well, I prefer to be called in those ways rather than to be called the woman who lost her mind because of love.

- I'm one of those who work hard and party harder. So I want somebody who can keep up with me when it comes to drinking and sex (of course). If you can't keep up with both, I hope that you can at least keep up with me when it comes to sex. Because I enjoy doing it all night long.

- Just looking for fun

- Fun, enjoy flirting, up for most things

- I'm a bit naughty I know how to have a good time

- I'm 18, and looking for some fun! I'm bi-curious and would love to be with a woman to give it a try and I am also looking for a FWB that can help satisfy my needs that I could see on a common basis as I suck at one night stands and I prefer to have a connection with my partner/s. I have fantasys that I would like to play out but I'm looking for the right people to help me with them. I can't host and I would prefer if you were located nearby as I will not travel to faraway places. I also love massages, sexual and non-sexual! I'm also interested in learning to become a submissive.

- i like bud and phat asses

- I have an appetite for sexual encounters with a person gets much pleasure from a woman enjoying his touch. I enjoy playing role of a sub, anyone that is playing my dom should know this involves dirty talk, ruff handling, being tied down, slapping etc. Ongoing NSA fun wanted, must be available for weekend fucking periodically, my sex card is full during the week.

- Hi guys im a 52 year old bbw woman looking to have a fling with a older guy who has a massive cock.Just once in my life would love to feel that sensation.Feel free to look at my pics my husband does know about this and supports me all the way.Would love to meet at a hotel and let you do whatever you wont. So sorry guys have been let down before am so looking for someone with a big cock to please me

- Looking to have fun and be spoilt and pampered 😌

- Confident yet nice and sweet. Bigger girl. Big tummy and butt. Looking for gentlemen that appreciate curves. I love kissing and cuddling. Ive been told Im a great kisser. xo