BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I love to have fun, smile at gorgeous men and spread positivity around me. I want to have a lot of orgasms if that's what you're looking for. Come say "Hi" to me and let us hang out. Allow me to take away your stress then let it fade away. You would be thankful that you found me here.

- I think that my eyes have the perfect shine and if you take a look into them, you can see my soul clearer than any form of art! I am waiting for you to take my hand and let us travel into a world of fantasy and romance together. I can be novelistic and I do love reading books, so I can feed my brain with useful stuff and be a brainy bitch!

- All men want to fuck and some could perform for hours. But then, no matter how long the fucking is, some men still could not get some women to have a single orgasm. Now, here I want to meet a man who knows how to woe a woman. If you have the art to make me tremble when I cum, then you are mine!

- I am 19 and sexy

- Im Into toys stuff very kinky. Please bring toys for me I like to Be played with as u watch Swingers Group Slave Sub Examination

- I am not a heavy drinker but I love experimenting with alcohol. Every time I visit a new city, I try my best to have a taste of their local liquors. If only there is someone who shares the same interest as me, then I would love to share my knowledge and experiences with him. Plus, drunk sex is the best! Message me!

- Can't we just be happy together?. Don't bother to say Hi if you have no profile picture. Looking for a good man, someone genuine, someone i can love and trust.

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- There are moments in my life that I feel depressed and somehow I am aware that it shows. I am here looking for a man who is sweet, understanding and can always make me smile. Anyone who is interested in me should keep in mind the top of my priority list and that is someone whom I can have endless conversations with.

- am Sethrine and am here for a date

- Chilled happy girl looking for NSA fun!!

- Hi Im 36 Out of a long term relationship looking to hook up and if turns in to something more then thats awesome Im not a size 6 Im not into weird kinky shit Ive recently lost quite a lot of weight so my body is far from hot but Im funny fun to be around but looking to see who is out there

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- I am looking for guys to meet up with and have some dogging fun 💋 I love having some hot sexy with guys in parks and even having guys lined up fucking me Guys I am married so not looking to play at home I am here to go dogging so if you have a place that you recommend let me know I like to meet and play I happy with groups or a few guys Please guys if you are interested in dogging with a slut let me know were you have in mind to do this not my place or your thanks

- Outgoing and sensual lady, that knows what she wants and seeking a younger man that dont mind someone is older than him for some discrete fun