BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I know that men like to have their "me" time just like women do, which I understand. I'm this lady who loves to be with her partner, but I also want to have the space I need from time to time. Expect me then to be this hot and wild lady at night who knows how to give your freedom as long as you've satisfied my sexual cravings. After our scorching hot sex, you can play video games all you want. I promise not to interfere, honey. ;-)

- Don't ask what I'm looking for cause I dunno

- I'm very sexy and horny all the time.. I want to meet young guys from 19 to 25 for fun only... please respect the limit age..

- Looking to meet a man who can prove that to me not always but once in a while. Yes i can take care of my self but i need a man to spoil me once in a while and especially on the first meet as to me the first impression goes a long way in shaping how i spoil you back behind the doors if you know what i mean. soft ass needs some spanking an rimming. NB i am not a regular female. i am 38 years and got my own things going on so be nice and if you are not real. Stay off my page

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- Hi! I'm a very shy individual and kinda nervous when is comes to meeting up haha I hope we can get to know each other well

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- If you want to know more just ask

- I'm a sophisticated country woman - active and fit - and I like the physicalness of someone who also is fit, strong and active. To me, the most important sex organ is the one between the ears which translates to good manners, an interesting brain and a good conversationalist.

- Up for a bit of fun

- Im here to meet locally as I CAN'T travel. I enjoy the company of a younger man Im not into sex chat or pic swapping Happy searching :) I DON'T MEET MARRIED OR ATTACHED MEN

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- I am a lady that is a little naughty when it comes to the bedroom little submissive and I want to explore my sexual side. I have a very high sec drive and I am not looking for one night stands I am wanting fwb, I can not host I live with family and my kids. I have kik

- Curvy, big Boobies, big Butt, interested in a few drinks a few hours of Sex ....... If U are able to have a laugh, a few drinks THEN I will ******* U ......,...... 😋😋

- Curvy girl looking for fun