BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I know that men like to have their "me" time just like women do, which I understand. I'm this lady who loves to be with her partner, but I also want to have the space I need from time to time. Expect me then to be this hot and wild lady at night who knows how to give your freedom as long as you've satisfied my sexual cravings. After our scorching hot sex, you can play video games all you want. I promise not to interfere, honey. ;-)

- Looking for a casual, no-strings-attached arrangement!

- I do have a boyfriend and he is nice. As a person, I could not say anything about him. I am satisfied with the way our relationship works. Do not get me wrong why I am still on this site when I already have a boyfriend. We have an open relationship. So that simply means that we are allowed to flirt with other people whom we like to have. Since he is free to flirt with any other girl, I should not be left behind, so I need a man to flirt with too. If you are comfortable with this relationship, then send me a message.

- Here for fun NSA and no time wasters

- All I want right now is a man who is willing to have both of his hands all over my body simply because I love the feeling of being touched. A simple touch can turn me on in an instant and any man seeing me horny will definitely want to run his fingers on mine over and over again until we are both satisfied.

- Confident, clean and sexy. Just here for NSA adventures and fun to help satisfy my needs. Looking for someone safe (please no killer types), attentive and spontaneous guy to push boundaries and escape life with. If outdoor play dates sound fun send me a message.. bonus points if you can meet at short notice (I get sooo horny)

- I like my men, the same way I like my coffee.... long and black... bit of milk thrown in is ok too. Anything else you want to know... ask

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- I'm a bit naughty I know how to have a good time

- Shy, Single, Quiet, Looking for hassle free fun

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- i like bud and phat asses

- looking for some fun nothing serious

- Hi guys im a 52 year old bbw woman looking to have a fling with a older guy who has a massive cock.Just once in my life would love to feel that sensation.Feel free to look at my pics my husband does know about this and supports me all the way.Would love to meet at a hotel and let you do whatever you wont. So sorry guys have been let down before am so looking for someone with a big cock to please me

- Hey all, Im fun and playful, and really kinda only want to hear from people that its possible to meet, all the people from Vic and Sydney etc that send messages, I dont see the point, coz Im not going to travel that far to see you.