BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- The blue sea pulls me closer. For this reason, you'll usually find me in various beaches while wearing my bathers. While enjoying the view, I like to sip red wine. If I'm not near the shore, I'm surely in my room kissing and undressing a hot bloke. You should know that I'm a naughty lass. I have lots of dirty thoughts in my mind that can turn you on in an instant.

- I am the type of woman who is always looking forward to a fun and exciting weekend. It is because (1) I can stay home all day or (2) go to parties with my girlfriends. For this week, I think I would be going to the party. I could go, flirt around and meet a man to bring me home.

- Don't ask what I'm looking for cause I dunno

- Well, I guess it is already evident that I am not that young anymore. But despite that, I want to say that I still know how to function well in bed and in a way that will leave men wanting for more. By the way, I am not here to find a sugar baby or anything like that. The reason why I am here is because I want to find a guy who would want to touch, tease, and maybe play with me in my dungeon a.k.a. my bedroom.

- Just looking for fun

- I usually start my day with a hot coffee and some freshly baked cinnamon bread from my favorite bakeshop. Actually, breakfast is unarguably my favorite meal of the day, and not having one makes me feel sick and tired all day. After that, I am ready to do all my tasks for the day and can even have some extra activities at night. I may be workaholic, but I tell you, I still can have energy for some steamy sex at night.

- am Sethrine and am here for a date

- hey there... im single and i lived alone , im seeking for fwb regular fun ps im 34 years of age , dont know how to change my age here lol

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- Hi Im 36 Out of a long term relationship looking to hook up and if turns in to something more then thats awesome Im not a size 6 Im not into weird kinky shit Ive recently lost quite a lot of weight so my body is far from hot but Im funny fun to be around but looking to see who is out there

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- Hey there, I'm a very cuddly female, looking for discreet fun. I am a very shy person, who would like to play with someone who can help me come out of my skin. In time, I would like to do one of my fantasies being in a gangbang.

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