BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Single Curvy Kinky Tattooed Toy lover

- Newcastle, central coast and Hunter region ONLY. DONT message me if you dont live in these areas please . Im after some action close to home not chatting online.

- Very discreet

- Love is like a poison that corrupts the mind and makes us do stupid and quite crazy things. Because of that, I refuse to feel any love. I refuse to be passionate and romantic with someone. Since I think that way, some people refer to me as the cold and heartless woman. Well, I prefer to be called in those ways rather than to be called the woman who lost her mind because of love.

- I am not a heavy drinker but I love experimenting with alcohol. Every time I visit a new city, I try my best to have a taste of their local liquors. If only there is someone who shares the same interest as me, then I would love to share my knowledge and experiences with him. Plus, drunk sex is the best! Message me!

- I ones had sex in a pool house

- Friendly, funny and confident but not here to make friends. My big bump isnt for everyone but is my most prized possession.

- I'm down to earth and very respectful to others. Love nature and the fine things in life.

- A free-spirited woman who has a kind heart and an amazing body. I am a daring lady who enjoys what outdoors have to offer. The adrenaline rush I get from doing extreme activities makes me feel younger. I enjoy doing motorcycle riding, skydiving, and cliff diving. I don't mind if these are very risky activities. I love the feeling of having my life on the line. If I am not busy diving from high places, I enjoy horse riding and walking by the beach. Not to brag, but I am a great rider, especially if I am riding a fit stallion.

- Are there any genuine guys out there who want to rumpy pumpy? 😣 I'm not particularly interested in being scammed, constant messaging and being called sexy lady thanks.😊 Single full time worker, DDF free with jiggly bits and cuddle rolls, I'm adventurous, down to earth, not too shy to make the first move, can host and can travel. NSA and fwb is cool. I prefer weekend playdate to start with to have a drink meet and greet and suss out the chemistry 😊

- I've been seperated for 3 years. My kids are 19 and 18 and are off doing their own thing and I'm ready to meet lots of new people and see what happens. Im a creative, fun loving, caring friend to have around (so Im told) I enjoy entertaining family and friends, I also love to explore different cuisines, travel to places close and far away, see movies, or to see live Musicals at the Theatre. Im a good cook but I tend to reserve these skills for the all too infrequent but elaborate dinner party.

- chubbyish Maori girl Loves a good cuddle n spoon And all that presex stuff!

- single and ready to mingle

- Just do it💃🏿

- I am looking for guys to meet up with and have some dogging fun 💋 I love having some hot sexy with guys in parks and even having guys lined up fucking me Guys I am married so not looking to play at home I am here to go dogging so if you have a place that you recommend let me know I like to meet and play I happy with groups or a few guys Please guys if you are interested in dogging with a slut let me know were you have in mind to do this not my place or your thanks