BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I am a curious and optimistic person who guides myself with the quote "All or Nothing". My curious, unique mind often leads me to discover and learn new unforgettable things. I once did skinny dipping and sex outdoor for the first time with a guy I met at a beach bar last summer. I did not expect that coming but good thing I enjoyed it and our relationship lasted for a year. I hope I could also find someone who will let me discover new things and be my special someone.

- Travelling is one of my hobbies. I like to go anywhere where it is possible for me to go. I could say that I radiate with positivity. Let's just say that there isn't a dull moment when I'm around especially inside the bedroom. My overflowing charisma will captivate you, and I assure you will enjoy and have a great time with me.

- Hello I am Jude. I am 72. I am honest I am looking for a lovely gentleman. Do not want a full time realationship Just some fun. Lifes to shor to muck around. So o hope I can find some one that has got respect for me realize this is not. Looking for love. I do hope I can find some one Regards Jude.

- Just an energetic and adventurous girl looking for some fun! Sometimes, I'm submissive. Sometimes, I'm so dominant. I like it rough and hard. I could make you cum in seconds, although that is a bad thing when it happens! I've been with a man who didn't last for a minute and came too early. Such a shame and I still haven't forgotten it. Now, I have learned from my lesson. I carry my toys with me to make me squirt whenever they cummed too quickly.

- I like to talk dirty, swap pics, share videos and receive them so we can both play. I also want my pussy licked and to return the pleasure 💧

- What do I love doing? Hmm, that's taking a nice long bath before bedtime. After taking a long bath, I check my wardrobe and choose the sexiest dress that I have. Then the next thing I do is playing with fire - chatting with strangers, touching myself, and using sex toys I bought from an online shop. This goes on and on,and I have no plans to stop.

- "Picky" I'm picky about almost everything because for me, there's no room for mistakes. Before doing business with someone, I have to analyze if it's for the better or if it would just result in nothing. You have to keep in mind then that before introducing yourself, make sure that you're not wasting my time or your time.

- Looking for naughty fun and a man that can fuck me rough

- I'm a 5ft 3 voluptuous bi-sexual Philo gurl looking for a sexy guy for fun, no strings fucking. I'm in a relationship with a non-binary gorgeous human that is completely cool with me exploring my sexuality. Encounters would include my partner, however if you don't wish to be touched by them that is ok you can both spoil me and still have a fun time. We would like to find a regular arrangement with someone ideally with a person that is easy going, good hearted and with a good sense of humour. We are both very protective of our life together and each other so there would be absolutely no tolerance for dickheads, homo-phobes or gym junkie/dick obsessed mysogynists. Ideally the guy would be in good shape, reasonably good looking and have an above average cock. Skin colour is not important. Good hygiene however is a pre-requisite. I love the idea of getting fucked by a big cock while my partner eats my pussy. My partner is very easy going and just wants me to have fun and enjoy myself. There's no hidden agendas. Just good dirty fun in a safe environment.

- Horney wife looking for mind blowing smut talk only.

- Nice girl looking for a man to talk to and share pics

- I am 40 years old and I am pierced.... Oops, sorry I meant to type... Pissed! I have an outstanding sense of humour, I love to have a laugh, and I am a bit of a chatter box. Life is short, and I am here for a good time.... I am known to do outrageous things, and sometimes be a little off the charts when it comes to sex. It all depends on my mood. But I don't bite! I am not after long term, clingy, stalker, hang around dudes.... Sweet to make friends, and pure and simple fuck buddies..... Be my companion, hang out, movie, picnic, site see... and have a shit ton of fun! Have you got what it takes to satisfy this wild shag-artist, and discover some of her hidden talents? Treat her like a queen, wine dine, and fucken 69! Whoot Whoot! Catch you soon.... 😘😘😘😘

- I am a young mature bbw ready to be fucked real good!

- What do I say attached get little me time but make the most of what little I get... And my location on here is incorrect I'm a little further outback

- Curvy, soft cuddly size 14-16 woman. Average body with G cup natural boobs. Looking for a little fun. Like men who are socially aware, educated, and not egotistical, Happy to experiment with a few things. Happy to chat and see where it leads. Like guys who are average to large regarding endowment. I may add or change my profile depending on how this goes. . . Be gentle and I will be as well - unless you beg for something different hehehe.