BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I know that men like to have their "me" time just like women do, which I understand. I'm this lady who loves to be with her partner, but I also want to have the space I need from time to time. Expect me then to be this hot and wild lady at night who knows how to give your freedom as long as you've satisfied my sexual cravings. After our scorching hot sex, you can play video games all you want. I promise not to interfere, honey. ;-)

- Hello I am Jude. I am 72. I am honest I am looking for a lovely gentleman. Do not want a full time realationship Just some fun. Lifes to shor to muck around. So o hope I can find some one that has got respect for me realize this is not. Looking for love. I do hope I can find some one Regards Jude.

- All men want to fuck and some could perform for hours. But then, no matter how long the fucking is, some men still could not get some women to have a single orgasm. Now, here I want to meet a man who knows how to woe a woman. If you have the art to make me tremble when I cum, then you are mine!

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- Oh, no. Here I am again. I could feel that my sex drive is now going so low. It is like holding the sole of my foot without bending over to touch it. That is the current situation of my sexual life. I am here to end that drought. I no longer want to be barren and empty. I need a man who could do wonders in order for me to keep alive once again.

- When I was younger, I was thought to never judge the book by its cover. Up until now, I practice that. I don't judge people merely based on their appearance. And do you know why? Well, that's because there are instances that looks can really be deceiving. In fact, most of the people who are well-dressed and who seem to come from pleasant families turn out to be the kinds of people who have rotten personalities and disappointing attitudes.

- The wildest thing I've ever done is jet this app to fuck you

- Looking to meet a man who can prove that to me not always but once in a while. Yes i can take care of my self but i need a man to spoil me once in a while and especially on the first meet as to me the first impression goes a long way in shaping how i spoil you back behind the doors if you know what i mean. soft ass needs some spanking an rimming. NB i am not a regular female. i am 38 years and got my own things going on so be nice and if you are not real. Stay off my page

- I have tons of dirty secrets that I want to share with you and I am truly amazing when it comes to sex. I will make you feel better and I never disappoint. By the way, I am not yet married and I do not have plans on settling down any time soon. I'm only here for fun. If you can give me that, hit me up!

- When I was a little girl, all I knew was how to blow balloons. But as I grew older, I learned a lot of the things and one of them is giving up blowing balloons. Instead I opt for something harder and longer than balloons. I now enjoy blowing dicks the belong to gorgeously dazzling and hot men. Are you one of them?

- They say time heals all wounds but I never really know what it meant until Ive personally learned how to move forward with my life. From that moment, my life became better and I am now more than willing to open up to someone who has an uplifting character. A nice young man who brings magic and spark back into my life. I am no longer reserved as I was before so if you are interested in me, dont hesitate to reach out and ask anything. I have no filter and I love honesty.

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