BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Travelling is one of my hobbies. I like to go anywhere where it is possible for me to go. I could say that I radiate with positivity. Let's just say that there isn't a dull moment when I'm around especially inside the bedroom. My overflowing charisma will captivate you, and I assure you will enjoy and have a great time with me.

- The blue sea pulls me closer. For this reason, you'll usually find me in various beaches while wearing my bathers. While enjoying the view, I like to sip red wine. If I'm not near the shore, I'm surely in my room kissing and undressing a hot bloke. You should know that I'm a naughty lass. I have lots of dirty thoughts in my mind that can turn you on in an instant.

- I am the type of woman who is always looking forward to a fun and exciting weekend. It is because (1) I can stay home all day or (2) go to parties with my girlfriends. For this week, I think I would be going to the party. I could go, flirt around and meet a man to bring me home.

- Sweet BBW Baby for Daddy xox

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

- The wildest thing I've ever done is jet this app to fuck you

- All I want right now is a man who is willing to have both of his hands all over my body simply because I love the feeling of being touched. A simple touch can turn me on in an instant and any man seeing me horny will definitely want to run his fingers on mine over and over again until we are both satisfied.

- Confident, clean and sexy. Just here for NSA adventures and fun to help satisfy my needs. Looking for someone safe (please no killer types), attentive and spontaneous guy to push boundaries and escape life with. If outdoor play dates sound fun send me a message.. bonus points if you can meet at short notice (I get sooo horny)

- happy to meet fun, open minded guy

- I'm a nice, cute, sexy, romantic and naughty lady. I'm looking for a man who want a new fun adventure, a man who knows how to treat a lady right, someone that's good with his lips down there... I'm fun to be with and like to laugh and make jokes. I like hanging out, traveling, movies and keeping fit. If you want maximum fun then hit me up let's give it a try.

- I seldom go to parties and usually stay at home watching videos that arouse me. I'm so sick and tired of doing everything myself so why don't hit that message button so we can touch each other's inner beast and try something new.

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- I've been seperated for 3 years. My kids are 19 and 18 and are off doing their own thing and I'm ready to meet lots of new people and see what happens. Im a creative, fun loving, caring friend to have around (so Im told) I enjoy entertaining family and friends, I also love to explore different cuisines, travel to places close and far away, see movies, or to see live Musicals at the Theatre. Im a good cook but I tend to reserve these skills for the all too infrequent but elaborate dinner party.

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- Im a easy going kinda girl, low maintenance lol ,i love riding motor bikes, riding horses ,camping,fishing spending lots of time at the beach. I would love to meet some easy going like minded people up for new experiences