BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- An average girl who has simple likes and interests to the point that I think that I'm quite a bore that's why my former lovers decided to dump me. I know that this sounds like I'm putting myself down, but the truth is that I found out about that when one of my former lovers pointed it to me. So, that's the reason why I'm here. I'm going to try something new and hopefully I'll be able to find a guy at the same time.

- Unlike other ladies, I am not into the bad boy type of guy who will only like me for flirting and sex. Instead, I am into the good guys who know how to respect me and how to treat me in special ways. Label me as old-fashioned or whatever, I still think that the good guys are the ones that are worthy of my time, care and attention. So, if you think you're a good guy, DM me and let's see what happens next.

- All men want to fuck and some could perform for hours. But then, no matter how long the fucking is, some men still could not get some women to have a single orgasm. Now, here I want to meet a man who knows how to woe a woman. If you have the art to make me tremble when I cum, then you are mine!

- I am lesbian, but I am also curious on what it be like with a guy. I'm up to exploring anything right now. I'd need this to be kept very discreet as I am in a relationship. Trying to find the right guy who is good at keeping it on the down. This must be kept a secret. I will not just go with anyone. (Don't ask about anal).

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- "Picky" I'm picky about almost everything because for me, there's no room for mistakes. Before doing business with someone, I have to analyze if it's for the better or if it would just result in nothing. You have to keep in mind then that before introducing yourself, make sure that you're not wasting my time or your time.

- I am not a heavy drinker but I love experimenting with alcohol. Every time I visit a new city, I try my best to have a taste of their local liquors. If only there is someone who shares the same interest as me, then I would love to share my knowledge and experiences with him. Plus, drunk sex is the best! Message me!

- I like some one who I can be open with and who is open with me someone with a filthy devious yet tender loving and caring mind and touch someone who isn't judgemental who fucks with their whole self yet can delve into all sorts of places most prefer to pretend weren't there someone who lost of all is real. Fun and intelligent. Oh and older hehehe idk I love older men but one who hasn't lost his sense of fun and sillyness someone open yet respectful but who also knows how to grab me and fuck me like they're raping me who has a firm yet sensual hand who understands that pleasure through pain and pleasure and pain are not the same who can show me all sorts and who knows that not one person is born with a blueprint of any one else so to expect that is silly. Who wants to exchange pleasure who will help me open up and whos very presence shocks me with desire someone who is what every body has the ability to be a present totally feeling sexual being who will be so kind as to have some fun with me haha oh someone a little dorky like me too would be cool but really talk to me I don't hold you to this passage this is just what came to mind. :)

- Looking for discreet, no strings attached fun.

- Naughty but nice Im just me genuine real ❤️sex ❤️foreplay love it all Seeking a nice genuine man who understands and adores a real woman😘😘

- I have an appetite for sexual encounters with a person gets much pleasure from a woman enjoying his touch. I enjoy playing role of a sub, anyone that is playing my dom should know this involves dirty talk, ruff handling, being tied down, slapping etc. Ongoing NSA fun wanted, must be available for weekend fucking periodically, my sex card is full during the week.

- Just do it💃🏿

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- Curvy, soft cuddly size 14-16 woman. Average body with G cup natural boobs. Looking for a little fun. Like men who are socially aware, educated, and not egotistical, Happy to experiment with a few things. Happy to chat and see where it leads. Like guys who are average to large regarding endowment. I may add or change my profile depending on how this goes. . . Be gentle and I will be as well - unless you beg for something different hehehe.

- Looking for a master.