BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- An average girl who has simple likes and interests to the point that I think that I'm quite a bore that's why my former lovers decided to dump me. I know that this sounds like I'm putting myself down, but the truth is that I found out about that when one of my former lovers pointed it to me. So, that's the reason why I'm here. I'm going to try something new and hopefully I'll be able to find a guy at the same time.

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- I am 19 and sexy

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- Oh, no. Here I am again. I could feel that my sex drive is now going so low. It is like holding the sole of my foot without bending over to touch it. That is the current situation of my sexual life. I am here to end that drought. I no longer want to be barren and empty. I need a man who could do wonders in order for me to keep alive once again.

- I like to talk dirty, swap pics, share videos and receive them so we can both play. I also want my pussy licked and to return the pleasure 💧

- Just want to chill and fuck

- I have tons of dirty secrets that I want to share with you and I am truly amazing when it comes to sex. I will make you feel better and I never disappoint. By the way, I am not yet married and I do not have plans on settling down any time soon. I'm only here for fun. If you can give me that, hit me up!

- I am not someone you can spank and treat like a whore you've met in random gatherings.I want to be treated right and with respect. I love getting laid and being fucked but I would prefer it if we do it slowly and intimately. Something that will bring out the personal connection between us.

- I am looking for a friend that I can trust and have some fun with. I have been single for 11 years and havent had a partner or any experiences with someone for a good 7 years. I do have anxiety which has stopped me from dating especially with COVID-19 around. So it would be nice to learn what trust and bond between two people can feel like. I am on the bigger side. I have lost a lot of weight but have big ass and big boobs if youre not interested in that I cant help you. I am after someone who lives close by so I dont have to worry about them having to drive long distance to me.

- Looking for discreet, no strings attached fun.

- Looking for regular fun and a connection in and out of the bedroom

- looking for some fun nothing serious

- Outgoing and sensual lady, that knows what she wants and seeking a younger man that dont mind someone is older than him for some discrete fun

- Seeking NSA fun, nothing serious just a bit of fun and excitement. Not looking to be wined and dined just wanting a good scr_wing Im a voluptuous girl with a high sexual appetite and know what I like Clean discrete only I dont cyber so if your hrs away or in another state please dont waste both our times because I wont reply.