BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I wouldn't ask too much of your time. You can play video games in your room or with your friends. On Saturday nights, if you want to drink in pubs until early morning, you won't hear me complain. I'm an independent woman who wouldn't cling on to you every second or every minute of the day. But that is if you are good enough in bed. What I mean is if you can give me total satisfaction, I'll give you your freedom. Let's just say that I'm willing to be your slave who only needs attention when she gets so nervy.

- I am a tender woman, but at the same time I can be a naughty girl! If you are with me, you'll always find laughter, a friend and diversity of pleasures. My passion is cooking. And I just love to treat my friends with goodies! When I'm cheerful, I laugh, dance and sing about love for the world that fills my heart.

- Hi I'm Reece, I'm bored and lonely And need to chat to new people here

- Love is like a poison that corrupts the mind and makes us do stupid and quite crazy things. Because of that, I refuse to feel any love. I refuse to be passionate and romantic with someone. Since I think that way, some people refer to me as the cold and heartless woman. Well, I prefer to be called in those ways rather than to be called the woman who lost her mind because of love.

- What do I love doing? Hmm, that's taking a nice long bath before bedtime. After taking a long bath, I check my wardrobe and choose the sexiest dress that I have. Then the next thing I do is playing with fire - chatting with strangers, touching myself, and using sex toys I bought from an online shop. This goes on and on,and I have no plans to stop.

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- Wild, sexy, and creative woman. That is what they often say about me and I won't deny any of that. Anyway, what I can tell you about me is that I enjoy extreme sports and arts. As a matter of fact, I have an art studio and it is where all my ideas and passion unfold. If there is anyone here who's interested in seeing my art studio, let me know. If you play your cards right, you might really get a chance to lay eyes on my precious studio.

- I'm a bit naughty I know how to have a good time

- I am a cheerful girl who likes to go out with her friends. Yes, I do have friends and in fact, there are a lot of them. My friends and I usually enjoy going to parties, concerts, and music festivals. And since I am an adventurous woman, my friends ride on with the extreme activities that I have in mind. We usually go on hiking and camping trips which I truly enjoy especially if we do it in the far-away mountains. I am here to find someone who is as adventurous as me and who wants to enjoy life to the fullest.

- They say time heals all wounds but I never really know what it meant until Ive personally learned how to move forward with my life. From that moment, my life became better and I am now more than willing to open up to someone who has an uplifting character. A nice young man who brings magic and spark back into my life. I am no longer reserved as I was before so if you are interested in me, dont hesitate to reach out and ask anything. I have no filter and I love honesty.

- hey there... im single and i lived alone , im seeking for fwb regular fun ps im 34 years of age , dont know how to change my age here lol

- I am 40 years old and I am pierced.... Oops, sorry I meant to type... Pissed! I have an outstanding sense of humour, I love to have a laugh, and I am a bit of a chatter box. Life is short, and I am here for a good time.... I am known to do outrageous things, and sometimes be a little off the charts when it comes to sex. It all depends on my mood. But I don't bite! I am not after long term, clingy, stalker, hang around dudes.... Sweet to make friends, and pure and simple fuck buddies..... Be my companion, hang out, movie, picnic, site see... and have a shit ton of fun! Have you got what it takes to satisfy this wild shag-artist, and discover some of her hidden talents? Treat her like a queen, wine dine, and fucken 69! Whoot Whoot! Catch you soon.... 😘😘😘😘

- Are there any genuine guys out there who want to rumpy pumpy? 😣 I'm not particularly interested in being scammed, constant messaging and being called sexy lady thanks.😊 Single full time worker, DDF free with jiggly bits and cuddle rolls, I'm adventurous, down to earth, not too shy to make the first move, can host and can travel. NSA and fwb is cool. I prefer weekend playdate to start with to have a drink meet and greet and suss out the chemistry 😊

- Hi Im 36 Out of a long term relationship looking to hook up and if turns in to something more then thats awesome Im not a size 6 Im not into weird kinky shit Ive recently lost quite a lot of weight so my body is far from hot but Im funny fun to be around but looking to see who is out there

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