BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Single Curvy Kinky Tattooed Toy lover

- I'm the curvy, seductive girl next door you always wanted to undress with your eyes. Of course, no one has to know that you secretly do that kind of thing. I'm your dirty little secret, the greatest desire and your luxury escape. How would you love to have someone like me?

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

- Im Into toys stuff very kinky. Please bring toys for me I like to Be played with as u watch Swingers Group Slave Sub Examination

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- Would love to connect with the right person for some ongoing fun Kiick not underscore so underscore little underscore tina im a BBW looking for some fun with the right people

- Hi there im Sylvia from Sydney I'm sick of games, I just want a man

- I am not a princess who needs to be saved by a prince charming so don't treat me as if I belong to the royal family. I am a good girl who has been nothing but bad lately so please treat the way I deserve. I don't want you to be nice to me. A naughty girl like me deserves to be punished. You can start now!

- I'm a 5ft 3 voluptuous bi-sexual Philo gurl looking for a sexy guy for fun, no strings fucking. I'm in a relationship with a non-binary gorgeous human that is completely cool with me exploring my sexuality. Encounters would include my partner, however if you don't wish to be touched by them that is ok you can both spoil me and still have a fun time. We would like to find a regular arrangement with someone ideally with a person that is easy going, good hearted and with a good sense of humour. We are both very protective of our life together and each other so there would be absolutely no tolerance for dickheads, homo-phobes or gym junkie/dick obsessed mysogynists. Ideally the guy would be in good shape, reasonably good looking and have an above average cock. Skin colour is not important. Good hygiene however is a pre-requisite. I love the idea of getting fucked by a big cock while my partner eats my pussy. My partner is very easy going and just wants me to have fun and enjoy myself. There's no hidden agendas. Just good dirty fun in a safe environment.

- I'm down to earth and very respectful to others. Love nature and the fine things in life.

- I live in Sydney I want to eventually get out of Sydney and do something else, and live somewhere else, because I have been living and working in Sydney for a long time and although I enjoy it I realise its time to move on. Im kinda new to all this and I really really dont want to get pregnant 🤰 so what Im mainly looking for is someone whos willing to kiss, I can hand jobs to and am up for sex as long as we use condoms and are safe as Im not on the pill. When checking guys out PLEASE SEND full body, face and dick pics. I dont like pubic hair or really hairy chests and dont like full on beards like Abraham Lincoln style that. I prefer guys are my height or taller, guys that are circumcised. Im not into BDSM or whipping or any of that crazy stuff. I also wouldnt mind company if ur up for it/hanging out. I am always up for movies, going to Luna Park (as I love rides and rollercoasters) house parties or even just going out for good food and drinks. If ur not up for any of these things i completely understand. Im back and forth between Sydney and Newcastle atm because of casual childcare work I work at a lot of different centres, so if u live on the central coast, Sydney and Newcastle than we can catch up. Im up for travelling around Australia as well as long as 1) u like me and wanna fuck, 2) I see face, body and dic picks and 3) if I do travel we can get a cheap hotel room and have some fun also to once covid19 borders relax and open up around Australia) Im also looking for a relationship but I completely understand this isnt the forum or place for this to find that and understand that people purely just wanna hook up and have sex. Just thought Id put it out there. Cheers!

- I am 40 years old and I am pierced.... Oops, sorry I meant to type... Pissed! I have an outstanding sense of humour, I love to have a laugh, and I am a bit of a chatter box. Life is short, and I am here for a good time.... I am known to do outrageous things, and sometimes be a little off the charts when it comes to sex. It all depends on my mood. But I don't bite! I am not after long term, clingy, stalker, hang around dudes.... Sweet to make friends, and pure and simple fuck buddies..... Be my companion, hang out, movie, picnic, site see... and have a shit ton of fun! Have you got what it takes to satisfy this wild shag-artist, and discover some of her hidden talents? Treat her like a queen, wine dine, and fucken 69! Whoot Whoot! Catch you soon.... 😘😘😘😘

- I am a very open, curvy submissive woman looking for clean men for several specific experiences. * forced open mouth gag * spitroast (with open mouth gag) * plugged in public forced to orgasm (remote toys) Must be willing to provide ID in advance (safety) and to follow and respect my clear boundaries. This will totally be at my discretion. I am only interested in hands-on experiences. No video/phone chat.

- I am a lady that is a little naughty when it comes to the bedroom little submissive and I want to explore my sexual side. I have a very high sec drive and I am not looking for one night stands I am wanting fwb, I can not host I live with family and my kids. I have kik

- What do I say attached get little me time but make the most of what little I get... And my location on here is incorrect I'm a little further outback