BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I love to have fun, smile at gorgeous men and spread positivity around me. I want to have a lot of orgasms if that's what you're looking for. Come say "Hi" to me and let us hang out. Allow me to take away your stress then let it fade away. You would be thankful that you found me here.

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- Don't ask what I'm looking for cause I dunno

- I did not come here to find my true love nor my soulmate. And to be perfectly honest, what I came here for is some wild and good fuck. Yes, I am not innocent about sex contrary to how I look like. Anyway, if you think that you have what it takes to be wild and dirty with me, I highly suggest that you send me a message right away.

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- What do I love doing? Hmm, that's taking a nice long bath before bedtime. After taking a long bath, I check my wardrobe and choose the sexiest dress that I have. Then the next thing I do is playing with fire - chatting with strangers, touching myself, and using sex toys I bought from an online shop. This goes on and on,and I have no plans to stop.

- Would love to connect with the right person for some ongoing fun Kiick not underscore so underscore little underscore tina im a BBW looking for some fun with the right people

- Looking for something discreet and ongoing

- Ask away

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- I'm a sophisticated country woman - active and fit - and I like the physicalness of someone who also is fit, strong and active. To me, the most important sex organ is the one between the ears which translates to good manners, an interesting brain and a good conversationalist.

- Up for a bit of fun

- nsa

- I am a young mature bbw ready to be fucked real good!

- Looking to have fun and be spoilt and pampered 😌