BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I am a curious and optimistic person who guides myself with the quote "All or Nothing". My curious, unique mind often leads me to discover and learn new unforgettable things. I once did skinny dipping and sex outdoor for the first time with a guy I met at a beach bar last summer. I did not expect that coming but good thing I enjoyed it and our relationship lasted for a year. I hope I could also find someone who will let me discover new things and be my special someone.

- Just an energetic and adventurous girl looking for some fun! Sometimes, I'm submissive. Sometimes, I'm so dominant. I like it rough and hard. I could make you cum in seconds, although that is a bad thing when it happens! I've been with a man who didn't last for a minute and came too early. Such a shame and I still haven't forgotten it. Now, I have learned from my lesson. I carry my toys with me to make me squirt whenever they cummed too quickly.

- Oh, no. Here I am again. I could feel that my sex drive is now going so low. It is like holding the sole of my foot without bending over to touch it. That is the current situation of my sexual life. I am here to end that drought. I no longer want to be barren and empty. I need a man who could do wonders in order for me to keep alive once again.

- Im Into toys stuff very kinky. Please bring toys for me I like to Be played with as u watch Swingers Group Slave Sub Examination

- Confident, clean and sexy. Just here for NSA adventures and fun to help satisfy my needs. Looking for someone safe (please no killer types), attentive and spontaneous guy to push boundaries and escape life with. If outdoor play dates sound fun send me a message.. bonus points if you can meet at short notice (I get sooo horny)

- When I was a little girl, all I knew was how to blow balloons. But as I grew older, I learned a lot of the things and one of them is giving up blowing balloons. Instead I opt for something harder and longer than balloons. I now enjoy blowing dicks the belong to gorgeously dazzling and hot men. Are you one of them?

- I'm a nice, cute, sexy, romantic and naughty lady. I'm looking for a man who want a new fun adventure, a man who knows how to treat a lady right, someone that's good with his lips down there... I'm fun to be with and like to laugh and make jokes. I like hanging out, traveling, movies and keeping fit. If you want maximum fun then hit me up let's give it a try.

- Lonely married girl looking for chats with substance. Bit if a nudist when I can be, love to get my breasts out in the fresh air as often as possible. My job can be quite stressful, I like to relax and let loose when I get home, hoping to connect with others that can help me with this.

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- Hi Im 36 Out of a long term relationship looking to hook up and if turns in to something more then thats awesome Im not a size 6 Im not into weird kinky shit Ive recently lost quite a lot of weight so my body is far from hot but Im funny fun to be around but looking to see who is out there

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- Love a good ride.

- Curvy independent woman seeks fun

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- Looking for a master.