BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Hello I am Jude. I am 72. I am honest I am looking for a lovely gentleman. Do not want a full time realationship Just some fun. Lifes to shor to muck around. So o hope I can find some one that has got respect for me realize this is not. Looking for love. I do hope I can find some one Regards Jude.

- Newcastle, central coast and Hunter region ONLY. DONT message me if you dont live in these areas please . Im after some action close to home not chatting online.

- Hi I'm Reece, I'm bored and lonely And need to chat to new people here

- Here for fun NSA and no time wasters

- I'm down to earth and very respectful to others. Love nature and the fine things in life.

- A free-spirited woman who has a kind heart and an amazing body. I am a daring lady who enjoys what outdoors have to offer. The adrenaline rush I get from doing extreme activities makes me feel younger. I enjoy doing motorcycle riding, skydiving, and cliff diving. I don't mind if these are very risky activities. I love the feeling of having my life on the line. If I am not busy diving from high places, I enjoy horse riding and walking by the beach. Not to brag, but I am a great rider, especially if I am riding a fit stallion.

- hey there... im single and i lived alone , im seeking for fwb regular fun ps im 34 years of age , dont know how to change my age here lol

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- Nice girl looking for a man to talk to and share pics

- I am not the prettiest lady but I am honest trust worthy and friendly I am also a submissive in the bedroom I like to have naughty fun I also like younger guys as well so if your up for a older lady I don't bite.:)

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- I am a submissive in the bedroom and I am out looking for someone that would like to take control of me in the bedroom. Really I am out for fun as well. I can not host I will drive to them, or meet somewhere. I have kik as well

- Curvy girl looking for fun

- I am no skinny minny but that has never stopped me having fun before....ive been told that I am pretty and have a wonderful large set of breasts. I aim to please and love pleasure myself. Just looking to experience as much as possible. Love to try new things and meet new people. Looking to have a good time. wanting to try new things and am willing to give anything at go. Keep in mind Im a single mum so cannot just drop everything at a say so. Parenting comes first and if you cannot or if you refuse to accept that then do ya both a favour and run along. Not here to play games and send endless messages back and forth between each other. I know what it is that I want and it's just to have some fun and have hopefully great sex with someone.