BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Unlike other ladies, I am not into the bad boy type of guy who will only like me for flirting and sex. Instead, I am into the good guys who know how to respect me and how to treat me in special ways. Label me as old-fashioned or whatever, I still think that the good guys are the ones that are worthy of my time, care and attention. So, if you think you're a good guy, DM me and let's see what happens next.

- Among all the parts of my sexy and seductive body, I think the part that is most liked by men is my pair of gigantic and perky tits. With these tits of mine, men would be so pleased because they are able to suck, lick, and even fuck something that is as huge as melons. If you are one of those guys who are into enormous boobies, maybe I'm the one for you.

- Just an energetic and adventurous girl looking for some fun! Sometimes, I'm submissive. Sometimes, I'm so dominant. I like it rough and hard. I could make you cum in seconds, although that is a bad thing when it happens! I've been with a man who didn't last for a minute and came too early. Such a shame and I still haven't forgotten it. Now, I have learned from my lesson. I carry my toys with me to make me squirt whenever they cummed too quickly.

- All men want to fuck and some could perform for hours. But then, no matter how long the fucking is, some men still could not get some women to have a single orgasm. Now, here I want to meet a man who knows how to woe a woman. If you have the art to make me tremble when I cum, then you are mine!

- Hi I'm Reece, I'm bored and lonely And need to chat to new people here

- Lets have fun

- "Picky" I'm picky about almost everything because for me, there's no room for mistakes. Before doing business with someone, I have to analyze if it's for the better or if it would just result in nothing. You have to keep in mind then that before introducing yourself, make sure that you're not wasting my time or your time.

- Can't we just be happy together?. Don't bother to say Hi if you have no profile picture. Looking for a good man, someone genuine, someone i can love and trust.

- Friendly, funny and confident but not here to make friends. My big bump isnt for everyone but is my most prized possession.

- Ask away

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- hey there... im single and i lived alone , im seeking for fwb regular fun ps im 34 years of age , dont know how to change my age here lol

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- I am a lady that is a little naughty when it comes to the bedroom little submissive and I want to explore my sexual side. I have a very high sec drive and I am not looking for one night stands I am wanting fwb, I can not host I live with family and my kids. I have kik

- Hey all, Im fun and playful, and really kinda only want to hear from people that its possible to meet, all the people from Vic and Sydney etc that send messages, I dont see the point, coz Im not going to travel that far to see you.