BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I wouldn't ask too much of your time. You can play video games in your room or with your friends. On Saturday nights, if you want to drink in pubs until early morning, you won't hear me complain. I'm an independent woman who wouldn't cling on to you every second or every minute of the day. But that is if you are good enough in bed. What I mean is if you can give me total satisfaction, I'll give you your freedom. Let's just say that I'm willing to be your slave who only needs attention when she gets so nervy.

- I am a curious and optimistic person who guides myself with the quote "All or Nothing". My curious, unique mind often leads me to discover and learn new unforgettable things. I once did skinny dipping and sex outdoor for the first time with a guy I met at a beach bar last summer. I did not expect that coming but good thing I enjoyed it and our relationship lasted for a year. I hope I could also find someone who will let me discover new things and be my special someone.

- I am lesbian, but I am also curious on what it be like with a guy. I'm up to exploring anything right now. I'd need this to be kept very discreet as I am in a relationship. Trying to find the right guy who is good at keeping it on the down. This must be kept a secret. I will not just go with anyone. (Don't ask about anal).

- Well, I guess it is already evident that I am not that young anymore. But despite that, I want to say that I still know how to function well in bed and in a way that will leave men wanting for more. By the way, I am not here to find a sugar baby or anything like that. The reason why I am here is because I want to find a guy who would want to touch, tease, and maybe play with me in my dungeon a.k.a. my bedroom.

- Looking for something discreet and ongoing

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- Quiet, Shy, Hassle Free, NSA, FWB,

- If you want to know more just ask

- Looking for discreet, no strings attached fun.

- Are there any genuine guys out there who want to rumpy pumpy? 😣 I'm not particularly interested in being scammed, constant messaging and being called sexy lady thanks.😊 Single full time worker, DDF free with jiggly bits and cuddle rolls, I'm adventurous, down to earth, not too shy to make the first move, can host and can travel. NSA and fwb is cool. I prefer weekend playdate to start with to have a drink meet and greet and suss out the chemistry 😊

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- Im down for anything Rn Hit me up if your free and in to big cuddly girls

- I am a submissive in the bedroom and I am out looking for someone that would like to take control of me in the bedroom. Really I am out for fun as well. I can not host I will drive to them, or meet somewhere. I have kik as well

- Curvy, big Boobies, big Butt, interested in a few drinks a few hours of Sex ....... If U are able to have a laugh, a few drinks THEN I will ******* U ......,...... 😋😋

- Outgoing and sensual lady, that knows what she wants and seeking a younger man that dont mind someone is older than him for some discrete fun