BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Hello I am Jude. I am 72. I am honest I am looking for a lovely gentleman. Do not want a full time realationship Just some fun. Lifes to shor to muck around. So o hope I can find some one that has got respect for me realize this is not. Looking for love. I do hope I can find some one Regards Jude.

- All men want to fuck and some could perform for hours. But then, no matter how long the fucking is, some men still could not get some women to have a single orgasm. Now, here I want to meet a man who knows how to woe a woman. If you have the art to make me tremble when I cum, then you are mine!

- I am 19 and sexy

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- Love is like a poison that corrupts the mind and makes us do stupid and quite crazy things. Because of that, I refuse to feel any love. I refuse to be passionate and romantic with someone. Since I think that way, some people refer to me as the cold and heartless woman. Well, I prefer to be called in those ways rather than to be called the woman who lost her mind because of love.

- Here for fun NSA and no time wasters

- I am looking for a friend that I can trust and have some fun with. I have been single for 11 years and havent had a partner or any experiences with someone for a good 7 years. I do have anxiety which has stopped me from dating especially with COVID-19 around. So it would be nice to learn what trust and bond between two people can feel like. I am on the bigger side. I have lost a lot of weight but have big ass and big boobs if youre not interested in that I cant help you. I am after someone who lives close by so I dont have to worry about them having to drive long distance to me.

- When I was a little girl, all I knew was how to blow balloons. But as I grew older, I learned a lot of the things and one of them is giving up blowing balloons. Instead I opt for something harder and longer than balloons. I now enjoy blowing dicks the belong to gorgeously dazzling and hot men. Are you one of them?

- Hi! I'm a very shy individual and kinda nervous when is comes to meeting up haha I hope we can get to know each other well

- I seldom go to parties and usually stay at home watching videos that arouse me. I'm so sick and tired of doing everything myself so why don't hit that message button so we can touch each other's inner beast and try something new.

- 👌WANTIN..U !! WHO WANTS 2GET- THEIR-FCUK-ON!! mmf/mff/couples/single m/f... Luv it in*Open/public spaces - any 'Dog'in areas or other... 💋 "All4114All More the merrier or not... Hapily mari'd Cpl up for sharing our very high intense sexual appetite with all those alike 😬 with all those willing/able/keen 💋 We give back just as much as we get 💋

- Looking for regular fun and a connection in and out of the bedroom

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- Curvy girl looking for fun

- Looking for fun times no strings