BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I stay in shape not only for the sake of being fit and healthy. I work out to maintain my curvaceous body - big boobs and big bum - and to stir the fire in you. Yes, I'm a temptress who likes to tease men I desire with my juicylicious gifts from above. I'm not the naive lass who doesn't know her way to a man's heart. So if you're interested in me, let me know before I entertain others.

- I am a tender woman, but at the same time I can be a naughty girl! If you are with me, you'll always find laughter, a friend and diversity of pleasures. My passion is cooking. And I just love to treat my friends with goodies! When I'm cheerful, I laugh, dance and sing about love for the world that fills my heart.

- I'm the curvy, seductive girl next door you always wanted to undress with your eyes. Of course, no one has to know that you secretly do that kind of thing. I'm your dirty little secret, the greatest desire and your luxury escape. How would you love to have someone like me?

- Given that I am a chatty and a quite loud person, I would want to stumble upon a man who has a personality like mine. I prefer to be with a man who has lots of stories to share with me and who has plenty of naughty ideas to tell. With that, I don't need a silent and shy man. Instead, who I need is an expressive, chatty, adventurous, and wild man.

- I'm very sexy and horny all the time.. I want to meet young guys from 19 to 25 for fun only... please respect the limit age..

- When I was younger, I was thought to never judge the book by its cover. Up until now, I practice that. I don't judge people merely based on their appearance. And do you know why? Well, that's because there are instances that looks can really be deceiving. In fact, most of the people who are well-dressed and who seem to come from pleasant families turn out to be the kinds of people who have rotten personalities and disappointing attitudes.

- Can't we just be happy together?. Don't bother to say Hi if you have no profile picture. Looking for a good man, someone genuine, someone i can love and trust.

- I have tons of dirty secrets that I want to share with you and I am truly amazing when it comes to sex. I will make you feel better and I never disappoint. By the way, I am not yet married and I do not have plans on settling down any time soon. I'm only here for fun. If you can give me that, hit me up!

- There are moments in my life that I feel depressed and somehow I am aware that it shows. I am here looking for a man who is sweet, understanding and can always make me smile. Anyone who is interested in me should keep in mind the top of my priority list and that is someone whom I can have endless conversations with.

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- I live in Sydney I want to eventually get out of Sydney and do something else, and live somewhere else, because I have been living and working in Sydney for a long time and although I enjoy it I realise its time to move on. Im kinda new to all this and I really really dont want to get pregnant 🤰 so what Im mainly looking for is someone whos willing to kiss, I can hand jobs to and am up for sex as long as we use condoms and are safe as Im not on the pill. When checking guys out PLEASE SEND full body, face and dick pics. I dont like pubic hair or really hairy chests and dont like full on beards like Abraham Lincoln style that. I prefer guys are my height or taller, guys that are circumcised. Im not into BDSM or whipping or any of that crazy stuff. I also wouldnt mind company if ur up for it/hanging out. I am always up for movies, going to Luna Park (as I love rides and rollercoasters) house parties or even just going out for good food and drinks. If ur not up for any of these things i completely understand. Im back and forth between Sydney and Newcastle atm because of casual childcare work I work at a lot of different centres, so if u live on the central coast, Sydney and Newcastle than we can catch up. Im up for travelling around Australia as well as long as 1) u like me and wanna fuck, 2) I see face, body and dic picks and 3) if I do travel we can get a cheap hotel room and have some fun also to once covid19 borders relax and open up around Australia) Im also looking for a relationship but I completely understand this isnt the forum or place for this to find that and understand that people purely just wanna hook up and have sex. Just thought Id put it out there. Cheers!

- Shy, Single, Quiet, Looking for hassle free fun

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- Looking for casual encounters with a dominant guy who would like to spend time with an experienced sub and BBW

- Seeking NSA fun, nothing serious just a bit of fun and excitement. Not looking to be wined and dined just wanting a good scr_wing Im a voluptuous girl with a high sexual appetite and know what I like Clean discrete only I dont cyber so if your hrs away or in another state please dont waste both our times because I wont reply.