BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Unlike other ladies, I am not into the bad boy type of guy who will only like me for flirting and sex. Instead, I am into the good guys who know how to respect me and how to treat me in special ways. Label me as old-fashioned or whatever, I still think that the good guys are the ones that are worthy of my time, care and attention. So, if you think you're a good guy, DM me and let's see what happens next.

- I do have a boyfriend and he is nice. As a person, I could not say anything about him. I am satisfied with the way our relationship works. Do not get me wrong why I am still on this site when I already have a boyfriend. We have an open relationship. So that simply means that we are allowed to flirt with other people whom we like to have. Since he is free to flirt with any other girl, I should not be left behind, so I need a man to flirt with too. If you are comfortable with this relationship, then send me a message.

- I'm ready for a great suck and fuck. Let's get this started or set it up. Seeking for something fun that must be discreet. I'm interested in chatting with horny men here but please spare me the unnecessary details of your boring girlfriend or wife as I don't want to know them. I am here because all I care is to have the fun we both can enjoy.

- Looking for naughty fun and a man that can fuck me rough

- When I was a little girl, all I knew was how to blow balloons. But as I grew older, I learned a lot of the things and one of them is giving up blowing balloons. Instead I opt for something harder and longer than balloons. I now enjoy blowing dicks the belong to gorgeously dazzling and hot men. Are you one of them?

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- I'm down to earth and very respectful to others. Love nature and the fine things in life.

- I'm a nice, cute, sexy, romantic and naughty lady. I'm looking for a man who want a new fun adventure, a man who knows how to treat a lady right, someone that's good with his lips down there... I'm fun to be with and like to laugh and make jokes. I like hanging out, traveling, movies and keeping fit. If you want maximum fun then hit me up let's give it a try.

- Looking for discreet, no strings attached fun.

- Married woman looking for fun meet ups and online fun swap pics and more . My shape is cuddly I am fully shaved. I like big cocks that know how to make me cum. Love my nipples sucked and my clit as well am into anal too. PS Hubbie does know I am here.

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- Curvy, big Boobies, big Butt, interested in a few drinks a few hours of Sex ....... If U are able to have a laugh, a few drinks THEN I will ******* U ......,...... 😋😋

- Just want to have some fun and experience some new things.

- New to the area, just out of a relationship so not looking for anything serious. I have pics I'm willing to send, but don't usually like having them on public display. Only here for a short time, but I'm planning on having a good time. Hit me up if you're close.

- Outgoing and sensual lady, that knows what she wants and seeking a younger man that dont mind someone is older than him for some discrete fun