BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Just an energetic and adventurous girl looking for some fun! Sometimes, I'm submissive. Sometimes, I'm so dominant. I like it rough and hard. I could make you cum in seconds, although that is a bad thing when it happens! I've been with a man who didn't last for a minute and came too early. Such a shame and I still haven't forgotten it. Now, I have learned from my lesson. I carry my toys with me to make me squirt whenever they cummed too quickly.

- Lets have fun

- I'm one of those who work hard and party harder. So I want somebody who can keep up with me when it comes to drinking and sex (of course). If you can't keep up with both, I hope that you can at least keep up with me when it comes to sex. Because I enjoy doing it all night long.

- Looking for something discreet and ongoing

- I am not someone you can spank and treat like a whore you've met in random gatherings.I want to be treated right and with respect. I love getting laid and being fucked but I would prefer it if we do it slowly and intimately. Something that will bring out the personal connection between us.

- Looking for fwb NSA

- Hi! I'm a very shy individual and kinda nervous when is comes to meeting up haha I hope we can get to know each other well

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- Up for a bit of fun

- Curvy, big Boobies, big Butt, interested in a few drinks a few hours of Sex ....... If U are able to have a laugh, a few drinks THEN I will ******* U ......,...... 😋😋

- Just want to have some fun and experience some new things.

- Curvy girl looking for fun

- Me and my man want to try this but I dont do anal

- Looking for casual encounters with a dominant guy who would like to spend time with an experienced sub and BBW