BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I know that men like to have their "me" time just like women do, which I understand. I'm this lady who loves to be with her partner, but I also want to have the space I need from time to time. Expect me then to be this hot and wild lady at night who knows how to give your freedom as long as you've satisfied my sexual cravings. After our scorching hot sex, you can play video games all you want. I promise not to interfere, honey. ;-)

- Let me share something. I could give the best blowjob that will surely make you weak. It has been tested with few men and I never failed to amaze them. I know that there are some men who are into this kind of thing. I can assure you that I am one of the best around. And with so much more that I can do, anyone would be so glad to have me. Send me a message if you are interested in a hottie like me.

- I did not come here to find my true love nor my soulmate. And to be perfectly honest, what I came here for is some wild and good fuck. Yes, I am not innocent about sex contrary to how I look like. Anyway, if you think that you have what it takes to be wild and dirty with me, I highly suggest that you send me a message right away.

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

- Just looking for fun

- Here for fun NSA and no time wasters

- I like my men, the same way I like my coffee.... long and black... bit of milk thrown in is ok too. Anything else you want to know... ask

- I am not a princess who needs to be saved by a prince charming so don't treat me as if I belong to the royal family. I am a good girl who has been nothing but bad lately so please treat the way I deserve. I don't want you to be nice to me. A naughty girl like me deserves to be punished. You can start now!

- I'll be direct and say that I don't want anything serious right now. I don't want commitments and I don't want relationships. All I want is someone who can make my coldest nights turn into the warmest and hottest ones. I just want to find someone who can make my lonely moments become one of the happiest ones. And I came here hoping to find someone who has a flirty and a naughty mind like me. Perhaps, someone who can ride on with the sexy things that I have in my mind right now.

- Lonely married girl looking for chats with substance. Bit if a nudist when I can be, love to get my breasts out in the fresh air as often as possible. My job can be quite stressful, I like to relax and let loose when I get home, hoping to connect with others that can help me with this.

- Mature couple looking to enjoy the experiences of Dogging. M49, F50, We are open minded DDF, and easy going with no hangups. F Submissive and M dominate handler.

- Im down for anything Rn Hit me up if your free and in to big cuddly girls

- single and ready to mingle

- Looking for regular fun and a connection in and out of the bedroom

- What do I say attached get little me time but make the most of what little I get... And my location on here is incorrect I'm a little further outback