BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I wouldn't ask too much of your time. You can play video games in your room or with your friends. On Saturday nights, if you want to drink in pubs until early morning, you won't hear me complain. I'm an independent woman who wouldn't cling on to you every second or every minute of the day. But that is if you are good enough in bed. What I mean is if you can give me total satisfaction, I'll give you your freedom. Let's just say that I'm willing to be your slave who only needs attention when she gets so nervy.

- I am a curious and optimistic person who guides myself with the quote "All or Nothing". My curious, unique mind often leads me to discover and learn new unforgettable things. I once did skinny dipping and sex outdoor for the first time with a guy I met at a beach bar last summer. I did not expect that coming but good thing I enjoyed it and our relationship lasted for a year. I hope I could also find someone who will let me discover new things and be my special someone.

- An average girl who has simple likes and interests to the point that I think that I'm quite a bore that's why my former lovers decided to dump me. I know that this sounds like I'm putting myself down, but the truth is that I found out about that when one of my former lovers pointed it to me. So, that's the reason why I'm here. I'm going to try something new and hopefully I'll be able to find a guy at the same time.

- Given that I am a chatty and a quite loud person, I would want to stumble upon a man who has a personality like mine. I prefer to be with a man who has lots of stories to share with me and who has plenty of naughty ideas to tell. With that, I don't need a silent and shy man. Instead, who I need is an expressive, chatty, adventurous, and wild man.

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

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- New to this looking for new discrete experiences. I am looking for someone who is happy to meet first and go from there. Being that I am new to this way of meeting people. I need to be able too converse with someone before I can engage in any form of physical encounter. I hope someone else out there is looking for the same thing. I am also seeking a 3rd person to join myself and my FWB mate, 20+ yr dynamics between us. We are looking for a person who is clean, able to engage in NO strings, long-term encounters if all get along well.

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- chubbyish Maori girl Loves a good cuddle n spoon And all that presex stuff!