BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Given that I am a chatty and a quite loud person, I would want to stumble upon a man who has a personality like mine. I prefer to be with a man who has lots of stories to share with me and who has plenty of naughty ideas to tell. With that, I don't need a silent and shy man. Instead, who I need is an expressive, chatty, adventurous, and wild man.

- I don't wear a sour face when the going gets tough. Instead, I make lemonades for everyone. Kidding aside, I don't take things seriously. I've trained myself to look at the cup half full not half empty. Someone told me that gratitude and positivity can take me a long way, and I believe that's true. So in bed, I'm not the woman who destroys her and her lover's supposed to be great and sexy night by whining about little things.

- Looking for fwb NSA

- Hi there im Sylvia from Sydney I'm sick of games, I just want a man

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- I'm a 5ft 3 voluptuous bi-sexual Philo gurl looking for a sexy guy for fun, no strings fucking. I'm in a relationship with a non-binary gorgeous human that is completely cool with me exploring my sexuality. Encounters would include my partner, however if you don't wish to be touched by them that is ok you can both spoil me and still have a fun time. We would like to find a regular arrangement with someone ideally with a person that is easy going, good hearted and with a good sense of humour. We are both very protective of our life together and each other so there would be absolutely no tolerance for dickheads, homo-phobes or gym junkie/dick obsessed mysogynists. Ideally the guy would be in good shape, reasonably good looking and have an above average cock. Skin colour is not important. Good hygiene however is a pre-requisite. I love the idea of getting fucked by a big cock while my partner eats my pussy. My partner is very easy going and just wants me to have fun and enjoy myself. There's no hidden agendas. Just good dirty fun in a safe environment.

- They say time heals all wounds but I never really know what it meant until Ive personally learned how to move forward with my life. From that moment, my life became better and I am now more than willing to open up to someone who has an uplifting character. A nice young man who brings magic and spark back into my life. I am no longer reserved as I was before so if you are interested in me, dont hesitate to reach out and ask anything. I have no filter and I love honesty.

- I seldom go to parties and usually stay at home watching videos that arouse me. I'm so sick and tired of doing everything myself so why don't hit that message button so we can touch each other's inner beast and try something new.

- Hello there I'm a grandmother who is out for a good time now I'd really like to try 3 sums of both male , female

- Lonely girl looking for fun!

- I am 40 years old and I am pierced.... Oops, sorry I meant to type... Pissed! I have an outstanding sense of humour, I love to have a laugh, and I am a bit of a chatter box. Life is short, and I am here for a good time.... I am known to do outrageous things, and sometimes be a little off the charts when it comes to sex. It all depends on my mood. But I don't bite! I am not after long term, clingy, stalker, hang around dudes.... Sweet to make friends, and pure and simple fuck buddies..... Be my companion, hang out, movie, picnic, site see... and have a shit ton of fun! Have you got what it takes to satisfy this wild shag-artist, and discover some of her hidden talents? Treat her like a queen, wine dine, and fucken 69! Whoot Whoot! Catch you soon.... 😘😘😘😘

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- Mature couple looking to enjoy the experiences of Dogging. M49, F50, We are open minded DDF, and easy going with no hangups. F Submissive and M dominate handler.

- I am single hard working professional caring respectful genuine and honest lady Looking for a man for regular company to Make me whole again

- New to the area, just out of a relationship so not looking for anything serious. I have pics I'm willing to send, but don't usually like having them on public display. Only here for a short time, but I'm planning on having a good time. Hit me up if you're close.