BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Among all the parts of my sexy and seductive body, I think the part that is most liked by men is my pair of gigantic and perky tits. With these tits of mine, men would be so pleased because they are able to suck, lick, and even fuck something that is as huge as melons. If you are one of those guys who are into enormous boobies, maybe I'm the one for you.

- Just an energetic and adventurous girl looking for some fun! Sometimes, I'm submissive. Sometimes, I'm so dominant. I like it rough and hard. I could make you cum in seconds, although that is a bad thing when it happens! I've been with a man who didn't last for a minute and came too early. Such a shame and I still haven't forgotten it. Now, I have learned from my lesson. I carry my toys with me to make me squirt whenever they cummed too quickly.

- I'm ready for a great suck and fuck. Let's get this started or set it up. Seeking for something fun that must be discreet. I'm interested in chatting with horny men here but please spare me the unnecessary details of your boring girlfriend or wife as I don't want to know them. I am here because all I care is to have the fun we both can enjoy.

- Can't we just be happy together?. Don't bother to say Hi if you have no profile picture. Looking for a good man, someone genuine, someone i can love and trust.

- Looking for something discreet and ongoing

- All I want right now is a man who is willing to have both of his hands all over my body simply because I love the feeling of being touched. A simple touch can turn me on in an instant and any man seeing me horny will definitely want to run his fingers on mine over and over again until we are both satisfied.

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- I'm down to earth and very respectful to others. Love nature and the fine things in life.

- Horney wife looking for mind blowing smut talk only.

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- Just got out of a long term relationship I won't bore you with the details. Looking for fun

- Married woman looking for fun meet ups and online fun swap pics and more . My shape is cuddly I am fully shaved. I like big cocks that know how to make me cum. Love my nipples sucked and my clit as well am into anal too. PS Hubbie does know I am here.

- I am a young mature bbw ready to be fucked real good!

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- I am a very open, curvy submissive woman looking for clean men for several specific experiences. * forced open mouth gag * spitroast (with open mouth gag) * plugged in public forced to orgasm (remote toys) Must be willing to provide ID in advance (safety) and to follow and respect my clear boundaries. This will totally be at my discretion. I am only interested in hands-on experiences. No video/phone chat.