BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I stay in shape not only for the sake of being fit and healthy. I work out to maintain my curvaceous body - big boobs and big bum - and to stir the fire in you. Yes, I'm a temptress who likes to tease men I desire with my juicylicious gifts from above. I'm not the naive lass who doesn't know her way to a man's heart. So if you're interested in me, let me know before I entertain others.

- I am the type of woman who is always looking forward to a fun and exciting weekend. It is because (1) I can stay home all day or (2) go to parties with my girlfriends. For this week, I think I would be going to the party. I could go, flirt around and meet a man to bring me home.

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- Wild, sexy, and creative woman. That is what they often say about me and I won't deny any of that. Anyway, what I can tell you about me is that I enjoy extreme sports and arts. As a matter of fact, I have an art studio and it is where all my ideas and passion unfold. If there is anyone here who's interested in seeing my art studio, let me know. If you play your cards right, you might really get a chance to lay eyes on my precious studio.

- I am not a princess who needs to be saved by a prince charming so don't treat me as if I belong to the royal family. I am a good girl who has been nothing but bad lately so please treat the way I deserve. I don't want you to be nice to me. A naughty girl like me deserves to be punished. You can start now!

- Hello there I'm a grandmother who is out for a good time now I'd really like to try 3 sums of both male , female

- If you want to know more just ask

- Married woman looking for fun meet ups and online fun swap pics and more . My shape is cuddly I am fully shaved. I like big cocks that know how to make me cum. Love my nipples sucked and my clit as well am into anal too. PS Hubbie does know I am here.

- Up for a bit of fun

- Mature BBW seeking Mature local man.

- I am single hard working professional caring respectful genuine and honest lady Looking for a man for regular company to Make me whole again

- Im down for anything Rn Hit me up if your free and in to big cuddly girls

- I am a lady that is a little naughty when it comes to the bedroom little submissive and I want to explore my sexual side. I have a very high sec drive and I am not looking for one night stands I am wanting fwb, I can not host I live with family and my kids. I have kik

- Kinky curvy sub looking for some casual fun with a dom.

- Curvy, big Boobies, big Butt, interested in a few drinks a few hours of Sex ....... If U are able to have a laugh, a few drinks THEN I will ******* U ......,...... 😋😋