BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Travelling is one of my hobbies. I like to go anywhere where it is possible for me to go. I could say that I radiate with positivity. Let's just say that there isn't a dull moment when I'm around especially inside the bedroom. My overflowing charisma will captivate you, and I assure you will enjoy and have a great time with me.

- Let me share something. I could give the best blowjob that will surely make you weak. It has been tested with few men and I never failed to amaze them. I know that there are some men who are into this kind of thing. I can assure you that I am one of the best around. And with so much more that I can do, anyone would be so glad to have me. Send me a message if you are interested in a hottie like me.

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- Am bbw looking for a guy I can have sex with but Im beautiful

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- Love is like a poison that corrupts the mind and makes us do stupid and quite crazy things. Because of that, I refuse to feel any love. I refuse to be passionate and romantic with someone. Since I think that way, some people refer to me as the cold and heartless woman. Well, I prefer to be called in those ways rather than to be called the woman who lost her mind because of love.

- There are moments in my life that I feel depressed and somehow I am aware that it shows. I am here looking for a man who is sweet, understanding and can always make me smile. Anyone who is interested in me should keep in mind the top of my priority list and that is someone whom I can have endless conversations with.

- I am not someone you can spank and treat like a whore you've met in random gatherings.I want to be treated right and with respect. I love getting laid and being fucked but I would prefer it if we do it slowly and intimately. Something that will bring out the personal connection between us.

- I usually start my day with a hot coffee and some freshly baked cinnamon bread from my favorite bakeshop. Actually, breakfast is unarguably my favorite meal of the day, and not having one makes me feel sick and tired all day. After that, I am ready to do all my tasks for the day and can even have some extra activities at night. I may be workaholic, but I tell you, I still can have energy for some steamy sex at night.

- A free-spirited woman who has a kind heart and an amazing body. I am a daring lady who enjoys what outdoors have to offer. The adrenaline rush I get from doing extreme activities makes me feel younger. I enjoy doing motorcycle riding, skydiving, and cliff diving. I don't mind if these are very risky activities. I love the feeling of having my life on the line. If I am not busy diving from high places, I enjoy horse riding and walking by the beach. Not to brag, but I am a great rider, especially if I am riding a fit stallion.

- Horney wife looking for mind blowing smut talk only.

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- I am no skinny minny but that has never stopped me having fun before....ive been told that I am pretty and have a wonderful large set of breasts. I aim to please and love pleasure myself. Just looking to experience as much as possible. Love to try new things and meet new people. Looking to have a good time. wanting to try new things and am willing to give anything at go. Keep in mind Im a single mum so cannot just drop everything at a say so. Parenting comes first and if you cannot or if you refuse to accept that then do ya both a favour and run along. Not here to play games and send endless messages back and forth between each other. I know what it is that I want and it's just to have some fun and have hopefully great sex with someone.

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- Outgoing and sensual lady, that knows what she wants and seeking a younger man that dont mind someone is older than him for some discrete fun