BBW Dating Elizabeth East, South Australia

- Hello there gentlemen im lauren looking for FWB if you interested just message me

- The kind of guy I prefer to be with is someone who is charming with a bit of a sexy side. I really believe that that kind of guy is fit for me because I, myself, am charming and sexy. I'm so sexy to the point that when you see me naked, your cock will instantly become hard. I also prefer someone who thinks in the naughty way from time to time.

- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

- As you can see from my pic. I am not a skinny barbie doll. I have big tits and a curvy soft body. I love my body and Im comfortable in my own skin. Men seem to find that confidence sexy. Im a plus size babe and I love it. But if youre not into curvy women then Im not for you.

- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

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- Looking for fun not too much..

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

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- Up for mutual no strings attached fun

- Im more of a get to know you before i bang your girl so please don't ask for my address. If I want to fuck, ill invite you over ok

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- What's nice about being older is that we can have brace sex without worrying about me being up the duff. Wouldn't it be awesome to have sex without using a cum catcher or a dinger? If you prefer not using a dinger to have a real feel of my cunt, leave me a message now.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.