BBW Dating Coffs Harbour, New South Wales

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- I am 40 years old and I am pierced.... Oops, sorry I meant to type... Pissed! I have an outstanding sense of humour, I love to have a laugh, and I am a bit of a chatter box. Life is short, and I am here for a good time.... I am known to do outrageous things, and sometimes be a little off the charts when it comes to sex. It all depends on my mood. But I don't bite! I am not after long term, clingy, stalker, hang around dudes.... Sweet to make friends, and pure and simple fuck buddies..... Be my companion, hang out, movie, picnic, site see... and have a shit ton of fun! Have you got what it takes to satisfy this wild shag-artist, and discover some of her hidden talents? Treat her like a queen, wine dine, and fucken 69! Whoot Whoot! Catch you soon.... 😘😘😘😘

- Hello I am Jude. I am 72. I am honest I am looking for a lovely gentleman. Do not want a full time realationship Just some fun. Lifes to shor to muck around. So o hope I can find some one that has got respect for me realize this is not. Looking for love. I do hope I can find some one Regards Jude.

- I'm ready for a great suck and fuck. Let's get this started or set it up. Seeking for something fun that must be discreet. I'm interested in chatting with horny men here but please spare me the unnecessary details of your boring girlfriend or wife as I don't want to know them. I am here because all I care is to have the fun we both can enjoy.

- Don't ask what I'm looking for cause I dunno

- Given that I am a chatty and a quite loud person, I would want to stumble upon a man who has a personality like mine. I prefer to be with a man who has lots of stories to share with me and who has plenty of naughty ideas to tell. With that, I don't need a silent and shy man. Instead, who I need is an expressive, chatty, adventurous, and wild man.

- I like to talk dirty, swap pics, share videos and receive them so we can both play. I also want my pussy licked and to return the pleasure 💧

- What do I love doing? Hmm, that's taking a nice long bath before bedtime. After taking a long bath, I check my wardrobe and choose the sexiest dress that I have. Then the next thing I do is playing with fire - chatting with strangers, touching myself, and using sex toys I bought from an online shop. This goes on and on,and I have no plans to stop.

- Friendly, funny and confident but not here to make friends. My big bump isnt for everyone but is my most prized possession.

- I'll be direct and say that I don't want anything serious right now. I don't want commitments and I don't want relationships. All I want is someone who can make my coldest nights turn into the warmest and hottest ones. I just want to find someone who can make my lonely moments become one of the happiest ones. And I came here hoping to find someone who has a flirty and a naughty mind like me. Perhaps, someone who can ride on with the sexy things that I have in my mind right now.

- Horney wife looking for mind blowing smut talk only.

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- Just got out of a long term relationship I won't bore you with the details. Looking for fun

- Looking for discreet, no strings attached fun.

- looking for some fun nothing serious

- Me and my man want to try this but I dont do anal

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay